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Top 10 most influential lore villians
Now what exactly even is an influential lore villian? well according to a deffinition I found online; Influence is the power to change or affect someone or something : the power to cause changes without directly forcing them to happen. or a person or thing that affects someone or something in an important way. So for this list, we'll be focusing on people who have had affects on things in important ways. Now what exactly consitutes important anyway? well my dear viewer, I think I've already turned enough people away from the video with that little vocab lesson at the start so lets just dive into the list of 10 influential lore villians, super summurized. Because I dont really want to go into details.
-10-sargeres
-9-Yogg-saron
-8-lich king
-7-Hogger
-6-azshara
-5-deathwing
-4-Kil'jeaden,Archimonde
-3-Gul'dan
-2-garrosh
-1-illadan
-10-First off, I'll start with the most obvious lore villain, Sargers "the ereadar lord of the buring legion". Haha just kidding, hes actually a titan. So anyway, Sareras was this titan guy who took care of killing demons n such to keep order in the universe. But over time he came to relize the only constant in the universe was chaos and that he should embrace, not fight againt it. He then went about creating the burning legion and destroyed a lot of worlds n stuff.
Then about 10,000 years before the start of wow, in the war of the ancients, He got into contact with Queen Azshara and got her to try and summon him to azeroth. Summoning in wow lore takes a ton of power depending on how strong the person is that is being summoned. And since sargeres is like, the strongest of the strong it would take something like the well of eternty to make it happen.
So anyway, a big fight broke out and the world was spilt into the 4 continents and everything was peachy.Then one day he was able to summon an avatar of himself to azeroth and it was defeated by the most powerful mage in history, err actually thats a depated topic, but thats another story for another time. Anyways, he ended up taking control of medivh, who helped bring the orcs into azeroth and started the whole orcs vs humans thing.
Now I'll be mentioning sargeres a lot more later on in the list so thats why he kind of had to be number 10.
-9- Now for number 9 on this list, well I mean with sargeres at number 10 I can really just list the other lore villians in a random order now since no one can really top that. Thats why I'm gonna put an old god at number,9 the good ol Yogg-saron. Why yog and not the other old gods? good question. You see, the old gods are said to be a pretty good match for the titans, and could take control of sargeres easily if he ever did set foot on azeroth. So dont go thinking the titans are the strongest things ever. EVen though they kinda are, but people always like to bring up that one line from some book that says the old gods were able to kill a titan. Now what does that have to do with yogg? well nothing really, I just thought I'd throw that out there.
Yogg took part in the curse of flesh, the whole reason everyone on azeroth dont look like the mogu. But theres some debate as to weather or not the curse of flesh is even really that bad, as the Algalon encounter in Ulduar might suggest. So for now lets just skip that and go onto the 3 visions.
During the yog fight in uldar, you encounter 3 different visions inside the brain room.these visions show pivotal momenst in the history of Azeroth suggesting that Yogg might have
had some invovlment with these events.
-The first one being the Creation of the Dragon Soul by Deathwing and the Dragon Aspects which
resulted in the Sundering during the War of the Ancients.
-The second invovles King Llane's murder by Garona which resulted in the fall of Stormwind
and todays King Varian Wrynn's hatred towards the Horde.
-and third, Bolvar Fordragon being tortured by the Lich King
If yogg really was behind either of the first two events, then that easily gives him a spot on this list. And the vision with Bolvar and the lich kings I guess hints that he had some involvment with the lich king? I'm not sure I coulndt find any info on that. Which makes a great segway into number 8 on this list
-8- Number 8 is the lich king athas! man there is no way anyone else on this list from now on can really match the star power of sargeres, an old god, and everyones favorite villian. I should probably go back and re-werite this. nah, I'm pretty sure everyone will appertiate making all the obvious tops of the list come first. Now then, where should I get started with the lich king? that guys story is a hell of a doozey.
Oh, did you know the arthas is like the only deathknight to never die? Because on my zombie video, I think I get a comment about that fact every other day. Although thats jumping aheada little.
Arthas was a prince who went a little nuts trying to track down a dreadlord and became the lich king through a series of events that would take a really long time to explain. Then he killed a bunch of people and turned them into zombies, including 90% of the blood elf population. He then ran to northrend after being nearly killed by sylvanas, the coolest character in wow, and waited for the right expansion to make his next move.
The lich king is probably the strongest villian players can face in wow that wasnt super waekened before th fight. Well, actually that fact is debatable if you take the frozen heart quest chain into account. Plus its not like the players actually killed him anyway, it was totally a well written fluke that tirion got a sudden surge of holy power and was able to break his super sword with an equally powerful super sword.
-7- Now number 7 on this list is hogger. why hogger? well because hes kind of a joke villian that wow players love to insert everywhere. hes not an influencial lore villian at all, its just back in vanilla he was the first eleite mob human alliance players faced and talied up a big kill count as players weren't use to killing a mob that required a group of people so early in the game, and is kinda famous for that to alliance players as being the first mob they couldnt kill or got murdered several times attempting.
Now this would be a great number 10 option as he's pretty much a joke character, but I've found that if you start off with a strong, lesser known, intresting thing at number 10, something that would have otherwise been really good as a number 2 or 3 on an objective list, people are more inclined to watch the whole video rather than actually listing what would be a weak number 10. and then end off with something strong. So really everything from numbers 9 through 2 can be anything as long as you have an intresting number 10, and a well known number 1. And I dont think hogger is quiet strong enough as a number 10, so he's kinda in the middle with the rest of the fodder.
-6- Now back to the list with real lore characters, and number 6 will be Queen azshara. She is the reason we have warlocks and sargeres to worry about. Well actually it would probably be her advisor who told her about sargeres, but she is the one who put everything into action and is arguably the strongest mage to have ever lived. Remember how I said that title was debatable? well as canidates for strongest mage, We've got the queen herself, Aegwynn, Medivh, Jiana, and Current khadgar. I'll go ahead and throw jiana and Khadgar off the table right now, as they can't really hold a candle to Aegeynn. And that only leaves 3, but It's also widley excepted that Azshara was way more powerful than Aegeynn, even if there isnt a univeral consensus. And as for the queen vs medivh, well when he was being controled by sargeres its gets pretty murky on how strong he actually was, and he was able to defeat his mother Aegwynn, so in a bat off between Azshara and Sargeres controlled Medivh, that would be an intresting fight.
Ok, to get back on track. Why is the queen so influential? well, she pretty much started the war of the ancients to bring sargeres into azeroth that split the world into 4 continents. And is the queen on the naga and a potential expansion end boss in the future, as shes still alive and well with an army of naga, and old god backing her power, and, might have neptulon in her control. For those of you who dont know who neptulon is, hes like the ragnaros of water. So a pretty strong dude.
-5- Speaking of people powered by old gods, We've got Deathwing in here as number 5. Well I wouldnt say he was so much powered by old gods as much as driven insane by them. We're gonna have pretty much all of the end bosses of all the expansions on this list, in case you want to try and guess the villians coming up next.
Now Deathwhing, this guy, he was involved with a lot more stuff than just what happened in cataclysm. In addition to being the father of the second coolest character in wow (wrathion) He created the demon soul, a super powerful artifact that he tricked the other aspects into empowering under the guies that he was going to use it to stop the war of the aincets and close the giant portal. While it ultimatley did fulfil this purpose, deathwing did kill nearly the entire blue dragon flight before losing and running away. Then after some other shenanigans, the reaming 4 aspects made sure deathwing couldnt use the demon soul and hid it away until he found it 10,000 years later and led the orcs to it, who then used its power to control alexstraza and creat some neat dragon mounts for the horde during the 2nd war.
Then some stuff happened, deathwing went to outlands, fought khadgar, and wasnt heard from until the catacylsm expansion, where he decided to destroy a bunch of stuff and was killed by green jesus. I mean thrall and the 4 other aspects using the dragon soul they took from another timeline.
-4- Number 4 will be a combo pack with Archimonde and Kil'jeaden. I was orginally going to do both of them seperate, but then i was all like "nah I gotta fit hogger in somehwere". So anyway
So anyway, Kil'jeadan and archimonde and like Sargeres right hand men in the buring legion and are super powerful. Archimonde partipated in the war of the ancients 10,000 years ago and killed Malorne by snaping his neck. In case you dont know who he is, Malorne is the father of Cenarius, the creater of the druid class, and is like the god of nature. So that was a pretty big deal.
Then 10,000 years later he was summoned back to azeroth by arthas and immediatly blew up dalaran. Then went over to the world tree and got killed by wisps.
Kil'jeadan is the guy who gave the demon blood to gul'dan to give to the orcs which pretty much started everything. He also created the lich king by fusing Ner'zhul's soul to a suit of armor that allowed him to control zombies for some reason. He's also the reason illidan ran to outlands and why the whole buring crusade expansion happened. As well as being the final boss of that expansion, wehre you were bascially just trying to push him back through his portal.
-3- And number 3 on this list is Gul'dan. Cant have a villian list without mentioning this guy. Although to be fair, Kil'jeaden is totally more influential than Guldan. And so are some of the other characrters on this list below him. Well whatever, I already said I'm not really putting these guys in a proper order.
Gul'dan was kinda obssed with getting more power and boy did he ever. Its widely beleived he's the most powerful mortal warlock to ever exsist. Gul'dan tricked the orcs into drinking the demon blood and was like the Little Finger of the horde for a while. He was contacted by medivh to build a portal to azeroth in exchange for more power, which he happily did. Then during the first war, while he was inside medivhs mind, Medivh was killed which cause gul'dan to go into a coma. When he woke up, his puppet ruler was dead along with his shadow council. To not be killed by the new warchief he created the first deathknights by taking the souls of his dead men and putting them into the bodies of human knights.
He later died while trying to obtain the eye of sargeres, a super powerful artifact. But even after death he still caused trouble, because he was so strong that just holding his skull made wnyone who held it, like 10 times stronger. I think, I dont know, I made that number up. But khadgar does use the skull to destroy the dark portal in warcraft. Ner'zhul used it to pretty much turn outlands into what it is today. And illidan used it to become half demon and fight the lich king.
-2- Speaking of illidan, number 2 on this list is actually garrosh hellscream and not illidan, because hes number 1. Now garrosh, while maybe not as influential as all the villians below him, is a personal favorite of mine. I love that he went evil not because of going mad from demon stuff or old gods, but of his own free will. Even after absorbing the power of an old god, he was till the same ol asshole he always was, and uncorrupted. And at the end of his trial in warcrimes, after they spent a few hundred pages detailing all the terrible things he had done, his last words before his verdict was to laugh at everyone and say he'd do it all again if he could. Truley an unrepentent villian, he just wanted was he thought was best for the horde. Well the orcs anyway, he was kinda racist. But then again show me a race in wow that isnt racist. Hell even the most peaceful race the tauren think they're better than all the smaller races. Actually now that I think of it, drenai might be the least racist race, as their leader is like the gaundi of wow.
anyway back to garrosh, this guy has a pretty intresting story, and a pretty long one like every other character on this list. But this video is getting kind of long and I've already mentioned why I like this villian over all the other saturday morning cartoon villians on the list. Actually thats not fair, arthas is definitly a pretty cool villian too, so is gul'dan. that guy just wanted more power. And illidan, he just wanted tryande's love. Speaking of illidan.
-1- Number 1 on this list is the love struck villian himself, illidan. I guess you could say he was..not prepared..(obvious fake laughter). ok that wasnt even a good pun. If you dislike this video for that I totally understand. Now then, why do I have illidan at the top of the list? Well, I've already firmly established that I'm putting the characters in a random order many other times in the video so you shouldnt be all that surprised. What it really comes down to is my personal favorites now. And I persoanlly love illidans abbs. I mean look at them, its like hes does cross fit or something. Plus his tatoos just really make his muscles look even more refined. If I were to rate all the villians on this list in appearance, illidan would be like an 11 out of 10. Why tyrande picked malfurion over Illidan is probably the biggest mystery in wow. I mean, look at malfurion. He's got like dumb wings or some shit. Plus antlers and a gross green beard. And illidan gots the six pack of the centry, plus the coolest weapons in the game. If this was real life, theres no way in hell someone would pick malfurion over Illidan. Illidans just too hot.
So why is Illidan so influential? well compared to everyone else on this list, hes not really. I mean, hes influential enough to be on the list, but everyone else on this list has done more than him. Except hogger, he totally beats out hogger.
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And thats it for my influential lore villians video. If you want to know more about any of the villians on this list, since I pretty much gave the cliff notes on their history, I suggest just watching one of Nobbel87's videos on any of these guys, since that guys goes into more detail than an encyclopedia. Plus hes got an awesome accent that makes your panties wet. I'd also like to thank Ethan Macauley for his wonderful help in research gathering. Really made writing this video like 10 times easier. And TobyWow for helping me edit. And of course, my patreon supporters for picking this video idea.
Wednesday, November 20, 2019
Monday, September 2, 2019
Abandoned Script - Top 5 BattleGrounds
Note - This is an abandoned script and done in notepad with no spell check. And I'm real bad at spelling.
Top 5 BattleGrounds
I have over a hundred wins in everysingle battleground in the game. When I first stated playing, it took me over a year to reach level 80 because I spent so much time doing battlegrounds instead of leveling, this was back in the day before BGs gave expericne. So this list will mainly be based on my own personal favorites.
First off, I'm just going to mention that I'm not going to add either of the capture the flag battle ground sin here, since I dont like warsong gultch or twin peaks. I mean they're fine and I dont mind them, but they are without a doubt, 2 of my least favorite battlegrounds to do, especially when I did rated battlegrounds. The game always came down to capture your flag and turtle. Not fun.
5-Number 5 will be wintergrasp. This was the first battleground I ever got the win 100 games achieve on, and I qued up for every battle I could possibly do.
4-Av if your alliance - zerg fest in wrath. Mention tol barad as well. Both favor alliance way too much.
3-Strands of the ancinets
2-Arithai basin
1-Eye of the storm
Top 5 BattleGrounds
I have over a hundred wins in everysingle battleground in the game. When I first stated playing, it took me over a year to reach level 80 because I spent so much time doing battlegrounds instead of leveling, this was back in the day before BGs gave expericne. So this list will mainly be based on my own personal favorites.
First off, I'm just going to mention that I'm not going to add either of the capture the flag battle ground sin here, since I dont like warsong gultch or twin peaks. I mean they're fine and I dont mind them, but they are without a doubt, 2 of my least favorite battlegrounds to do, especially when I did rated battlegrounds. The game always came down to capture your flag and turtle. Not fun.
5-Number 5 will be wintergrasp. This was the first battleground I ever got the win 100 games achieve on, and I qued up for every battle I could possibly do.
4-Av if your alliance - zerg fest in wrath. Mention tol barad as well. Both favor alliance way too much.
3-Strands of the ancinets
2-Arithai basin
1-Eye of the storm
Thursday, June 6, 2019
Abandoned Script - 10 Awesome tips for making gold in wow
Note - This is an abandoned script and done in notepad with no spell check. And I'm real bad at spelling.
10 Awesome tips for making gold in wow
Now, towards the end of wrath and all throughout Cata I was one of, if not the largest supplier of goods on my relms auction house. A lot has changed though from those days, But some of the basics of gold making are still the same..
Now for making gold while leveling Weather it be a new toon on a different server or your 9th alt, its all the same.
1.)First off, if you plan on leveling by doing quests take 2 gathering proffessions. Once you hit max level you'll unlearn them and get 2 real proffession.
There are 3 gathering proffessions to choose from, Mining, Skinning, and Herbalism. Which two are best depends on your server. Generally you want to take skinning with either mining of herbing, because if you take both herbing and mining you'll spend most of your time doing your quests gathering and running from one node to the other. So which one you pick is pretty much personal preference, low level herbs sell well because alchemy is such a good proffession to level on multiple toons at max level and they need low level herbs to skill up. Same with mining. Blacksmithing and Jewel crafting are 2 really good proffessions at max level and they need tons of low level ore to skill up. When you sell the ore sell both the ore raw and bars. Un-smelted ore, or "raw ore" will sell faster and in bigger numbers.Bars can be sold for more gold, but they do not sell as fast as ore and you won't be able to sell as many. Herbs on the other hand you just sell as is, scribes who mill the herbs just strait up buy herbs, but rarely do they buy low level herbs to mill, almost all sales for low level herbs are for leveling alchemy. And finally skinning, low level leather, like herbs and ore, sell very well.
If you plan on leveling through dungeons, then take enchanting and tailoring. Enchanting to Disenchant low level items, the materials you get sell well, especcially gear that's DE'ed in the 50-60 level area before outlands. Most people go strait to outlands at level 56 so high level mats from before BC stuff is rare. Tailoring is because you'll be getting a lot of cloth from dungeons and you can level it up as you go cheaper, then when you hit BC levels of tailoring you can make netherweave bags which sell well all the time. Alternatly you can take skinning in place of tailoring because some dungeons do have beast you can skin.
2.)While leveling check all vendors for recipes. People are lazy and would rather pay 10g for a recipe on the auction house rather than fly out to the vendor and buy it for 50c. Same with vendor pets, but not bags. Do not buy bags from vendors to flip on the Auction house. They cost way to much and do not sell well at all. "Flip" of course, means to buy low and sell high.
3.)Now when it comes to posting on the Auction house, always sell raw materials, meaning your ore, herbs, leather, and enchanting materials in stacks of 20 or whatever the highest you can get the stacks. If someone is going to buy some mats, "mats" being short for materials, that they need, then they are just going to buy whatever is cheaper. If all they need is 4 ore, they'll buy your whole stack 9 times out of 10.
When undercutting your competion, simply undercut by 1c. People will always buy whatever is cheaper and if you have 10 stacks of ore 1c cheaper then the guy who has 20 stacks of ore posted, 90% of the time they'll buy your ore first. The only reason to ever undercut by more than a copper is when you are deliberatly trying to tank a market. What that involes is posting an item way below everyone else in the hopes that your competition will undercut you at that low price. Then you simple cancle all your auctions and buy everything your compition posted and repost your items along with your new stock at higher prices than normal for a quick profit.
4.)buy the 16 slot bags from the AH whenever you have the gold to do so. Having bigger bags means less time running back to town to empty them which in tail gives you more time to level. Also if you plan on leveling in any other way besides dungeon grinding or questing then your going to be poor when you hit 90.
5.)Never vender greens. Ever. Post all of them on the AH. Even the crappy stat ones will fetch you more from people leveling up enchanting than you would get form a vender. Same goes for cloth, its worth more to other people than you can get from the vendor.
6.)Make a banker toon. Now this may seem very obvious and I'm sure 99% of the players already have one, but if your a new player watching this and you dont have one you should. A banker is another character whos is made for the sole purpose of sitting in a major city next to a mailbox close to an auctioneer. Having a banker allows you to just mail your stuff to your banker instead of going back to a major city to sell your stuff. Time is money afterall
7.) farming does not mean free. Farming of course, means using a gathering profession to go out and gather a ton of materials or grinding for a rare drop. Farming takes time, and is only free if you absolutley do not value your time. This is a common misconception made by people who are starting out in gold making.
8.)If I dont farm, how do I make gold then? you might ask yourself since all my tips before where for new players essentially. Well there are many ways but the most commone way is through crafting professions. Jewelcrafting and Enchanting being the higest earners.
9.) if your a blacksmith, make belt buckles. Belt buckles always sell like hot cakes. if your an engineer, make mecho hogs and pets. Beleive it or not people still buy those. if your a tailor, make bags and spell threads. If your a leather worker, leg enchants are the way to go. Alchemy is all about using your transmute cooldowns because potions and flasks do not sell well and rarely will you make a profit off of them. Before cata, glyphs use to be up there with enchating and jewelcrafting in terms of money making, now its barely better than leather working or alchemy in the gold making department. Fortune cookies however, still sell pretty well. People love to gamble.
10.) Learn how to do the truffle shuffle. The ore shuffle actually. Bascically all it entails is buying cheap ore whenever you can find it, prospecting all of it, and useing the gems for transmutes and making necklances and rings to DE. The ore shuffle should give you all the mats you need for enchanting and jewelcrafting, the two biggest money makers.
10 Awesome tips for making gold in wow
Now, towards the end of wrath and all throughout Cata I was one of, if not the largest supplier of goods on my relms auction house. A lot has changed though from those days, But some of the basics of gold making are still the same..
Now for making gold while leveling Weather it be a new toon on a different server or your 9th alt, its all the same.
1.)First off, if you plan on leveling by doing quests take 2 gathering proffessions. Once you hit max level you'll unlearn them and get 2 real proffession.
There are 3 gathering proffessions to choose from, Mining, Skinning, and Herbalism. Which two are best depends on your server. Generally you want to take skinning with either mining of herbing, because if you take both herbing and mining you'll spend most of your time doing your quests gathering and running from one node to the other. So which one you pick is pretty much personal preference, low level herbs sell well because alchemy is such a good proffession to level on multiple toons at max level and they need low level herbs to skill up. Same with mining. Blacksmithing and Jewel crafting are 2 really good proffessions at max level and they need tons of low level ore to skill up. When you sell the ore sell both the ore raw and bars. Un-smelted ore, or "raw ore" will sell faster and in bigger numbers.Bars can be sold for more gold, but they do not sell as fast as ore and you won't be able to sell as many. Herbs on the other hand you just sell as is, scribes who mill the herbs just strait up buy herbs, but rarely do they buy low level herbs to mill, almost all sales for low level herbs are for leveling alchemy. And finally skinning, low level leather, like herbs and ore, sell very well.
If you plan on leveling through dungeons, then take enchanting and tailoring. Enchanting to Disenchant low level items, the materials you get sell well, especcially gear that's DE'ed in the 50-60 level area before outlands. Most people go strait to outlands at level 56 so high level mats from before BC stuff is rare. Tailoring is because you'll be getting a lot of cloth from dungeons and you can level it up as you go cheaper, then when you hit BC levels of tailoring you can make netherweave bags which sell well all the time. Alternatly you can take skinning in place of tailoring because some dungeons do have beast you can skin.
2.)While leveling check all vendors for recipes. People are lazy and would rather pay 10g for a recipe on the auction house rather than fly out to the vendor and buy it for 50c. Same with vendor pets, but not bags. Do not buy bags from vendors to flip on the Auction house. They cost way to much and do not sell well at all. "Flip" of course, means to buy low and sell high.
3.)Now when it comes to posting on the Auction house, always sell raw materials, meaning your ore, herbs, leather, and enchanting materials in stacks of 20 or whatever the highest you can get the stacks. If someone is going to buy some mats, "mats" being short for materials, that they need, then they are just going to buy whatever is cheaper. If all they need is 4 ore, they'll buy your whole stack 9 times out of 10.
When undercutting your competion, simply undercut by 1c. People will always buy whatever is cheaper and if you have 10 stacks of ore 1c cheaper then the guy who has 20 stacks of ore posted, 90% of the time they'll buy your ore first. The only reason to ever undercut by more than a copper is when you are deliberatly trying to tank a market. What that involes is posting an item way below everyone else in the hopes that your competition will undercut you at that low price. Then you simple cancle all your auctions and buy everything your compition posted and repost your items along with your new stock at higher prices than normal for a quick profit.
4.)buy the 16 slot bags from the AH whenever you have the gold to do so. Having bigger bags means less time running back to town to empty them which in tail gives you more time to level. Also if you plan on leveling in any other way besides dungeon grinding or questing then your going to be poor when you hit 90.
5.)Never vender greens. Ever. Post all of them on the AH. Even the crappy stat ones will fetch you more from people leveling up enchanting than you would get form a vender. Same goes for cloth, its worth more to other people than you can get from the vendor.
6.)Make a banker toon. Now this may seem very obvious and I'm sure 99% of the players already have one, but if your a new player watching this and you dont have one you should. A banker is another character whos is made for the sole purpose of sitting in a major city next to a mailbox close to an auctioneer. Having a banker allows you to just mail your stuff to your banker instead of going back to a major city to sell your stuff. Time is money afterall
7.) farming does not mean free. Farming of course, means using a gathering profession to go out and gather a ton of materials or grinding for a rare drop. Farming takes time, and is only free if you absolutley do not value your time. This is a common misconception made by people who are starting out in gold making.
8.)If I dont farm, how do I make gold then? you might ask yourself since all my tips before where for new players essentially. Well there are many ways but the most commone way is through crafting professions. Jewelcrafting and Enchanting being the higest earners.
9.) if your a blacksmith, make belt buckles. Belt buckles always sell like hot cakes. if your an engineer, make mecho hogs and pets. Beleive it or not people still buy those. if your a tailor, make bags and spell threads. If your a leather worker, leg enchants are the way to go. Alchemy is all about using your transmute cooldowns because potions and flasks do not sell well and rarely will you make a profit off of them. Before cata, glyphs use to be up there with enchating and jewelcrafting in terms of money making, now its barely better than leather working or alchemy in the gold making department. Fortune cookies however, still sell pretty well. People love to gamble.
10.) Learn how to do the truffle shuffle. The ore shuffle actually. Bascically all it entails is buying cheap ore whenever you can find it, prospecting all of it, and useing the gems for transmutes and making necklances and rings to DE. The ore shuffle should give you all the mats you need for enchanting and jewelcrafting, the two biggest money makers.
Wednesday, May 1, 2019
Abandonded Scripts - A day in the life of devbot
Note - This is an abandoned script and done in notepad with no spell check. And I'm real bad at spelling.
A day in the life of devbot
Devbot powers on
walks over to the computer
sits down
Types "wake up sheeple"
is walking down the street.
Goes into a starbucks
sits down, pulls out labtop
"Operation snow white and me" in a word document on his computer
is seen walking to a park
Fights a dragon (music cuts to epic shit, only 5 seconds max of this scene)
Goes home
Gets back on the computer
types out "non demolition towers do not just fall at free fall speed"
Knock knock
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
I thought you said never forget.
--ends somehow.--
New idea
Its time, for the philosophy corner with devbot
Life is nothing but a series of meaningless events. The only truth to the world is death. Because only in death are we truly equal.
And that concludes wise words with devbot in the philosophy corner
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Now it is time for more words with devbot in the philosophy corner
Just because, you flip a coin and get heads everytime you say the word banana, doesnt mean that saying the word banana causes the coin to come up heads. Thats a common misconception of causation and causality.
And that concludes wise words with devbot in the philosophy corner
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Now it is time for more words with devbot in the philosophy corner
Steal beams melt at a temperature of 2000 degrees, yet jet fuel only has a maximum burning temperature of 1200 degrees. Something just doesnt add up for me.
And that concludes wise words with devbot in the philosophy corner
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Between transitions, do a "fact" like "did you know the first robot appeared in 1896?" or something like that, less than 5 seconds each.
A day in the life of devbot
Devbot powers on
walks over to the computer
sits down
Types "wake up sheeple"
is walking down the street.
Goes into a starbucks
sits down, pulls out labtop
"Operation snow white and me" in a word document on his computer
is seen walking to a park
Fights a dragon (music cuts to epic shit, only 5 seconds max of this scene)
Goes home
Gets back on the computer
types out "non demolition towers do not just fall at free fall speed"
Knock knock
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
I thought you said never forget.
--ends somehow.--
New idea
Its time, for the philosophy corner with devbot
Life is nothing but a series of meaningless events. The only truth to the world is death. Because only in death are we truly equal.
And that concludes wise words with devbot in the philosophy corner
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Now it is time for more words with devbot in the philosophy corner
Just because, you flip a coin and get heads everytime you say the word banana, doesnt mean that saying the word banana causes the coin to come up heads. Thats a common misconception of causation and causality.
And that concludes wise words with devbot in the philosophy corner
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Now it is time for more words with devbot in the philosophy corner
Steal beams melt at a temperature of 2000 degrees, yet jet fuel only has a maximum burning temperature of 1200 degrees. Something just doesnt add up for me.
And that concludes wise words with devbot in the philosophy corner
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Between transitions, do a "fact" like "did you know the first robot appeared in 1896?" or something like that, less than 5 seconds each.
Tuesday, April 23, 2019
Diaries of a raider
Note - This is an abandoned script and done in notepad with no spell check. And I'm real bad at spelling.
Diaries of a raider
****Episode 1, firelands****
(make in a documentary style video)
Raid - Firelands. Our group has been going strong. We lost quite a few players over the past couple of months, but recently we finally replaced out toxic healer shaman and got a brand new preist healer in his place.
Dread - Yah, praystation was a poorly geared healer, but anyone was better than our shaman healer. He would get mad at every single wipe and yell at people in vent. I'm so glad hes gone
- The team was never the most competitive group in the world, but they at least wanted to catch up to the other raid team in the same guild called the early crew, as they raided late at night, and were called "late crew"
Dread - I can only raid at night because I actually live in southeast asia but I play on a US server, so its the only time that isnt too too early but usually everyones asleep when I play.
- Progressing though firelands was going well even with an undergeared healer. The team was finally ready to start balroc on normal, but gear just wasnt quite there yet.
Hiru - Our ret pally isnt the best when it comes to dps. I mean his gear is fine and all, but theres no reason to ber barely above the tank every pull
Dread - Brasher is a nice guy and all, but I just wish he would pull little higher numbers.
Hiru - well its not like brasher is the only one with low dps. I also raid in the early crew and the numbers are just higher overall with roughly the same gear. The only reason I play as BM right now is because its the worst dps for hunters, and allows me to be closer to the rest of the dps, as they're pretty bad. AS BM, I'm only number 1 dps by a small margin, but if I go to any of the other specs I feel bad pulling 25% more dps than number 2
Cow - The healing has always been kind of a stuggle. its hard having to get use to a new healer every couple off weeks since we keep losing one for one reason or another
- over the corse of catacylsm, the late crew has lost 5 other healers. For a while, the original guild leader was one of the healers for late crew, but with the massive changes to healing from wrath spam, to mana conserve cata, she couldnt handle it and eventually just quit the game
hiru - Losing mojo was kind of a big deal. With her gone, we also lost a tank since her husband was our DK off tank. But man were their replacements better. Our brand new preist whos never healed before does better than mojo. But thats probably because I tought her everything she knows about healing since I heal on with the early crew on my priest.
Cow - I miss mojo, she was a great healing partner. But she did have a tendicy to go omm very early in the fight, and that was a big problem when we worked on chogall in the last teir. I pretty much had to single heal it most of the time.
Bloody - grim wasnt the best tank in the world either. I just couldnt understand how a deathknight could take so much damage. They're suppose to be one of the best tanks. Then one day, in the middle of a raid, I decided to take a look at his talents and he didnt have improved blood pressence!
- For those of you who dont know, Back in cataclysm, defense was removed as a stat, and all tanks need at least 6% reduction in crit from bosses to never be crit. It use to be with enough defense, you'd be fine. but with the stat gone, all tank specs have a talent that would just give them crit immunity, and improved blood pressence was this crit immunity for death knights
Dread - grim was a nice guy and all, but I'm sad to say started doing better with him and mojo gone.
hiru - so our raid team was in a goodish place. The new healer was undergeared, but was actually good at the game so it wasnt a big deal. Our biggest problem was dps. I even went marks for baleroc just so we could stop hitting the enrage timer.
- Now a little back story on baleroc. While not the last or even second to last boss of the raid, He was the gear check boss you needed to down in order to get to the last 2 bosses. If you could down baleroc with its tight dps check, then you had the numbers for the next two bosses.
Dread - we were hitting the enrage timer pretty frequently, but he was getting lower and lower each time so we just had to tighten things up a little more.
Cow - healing the fight wasnt a problem either, as if you did the mechnics right, you had major heals to easily keep the tanks up, as well as many classes to cheese the crystals.
Bloody - tanking the boss was pretty damn easy if I remember correctly. All you had to was taunght for like 1 ability and you would get super big and do more damage from a debuff he gave.
hiru - all was going well, and we were on track, but we knew what was keeping us behind. everyone knew, but no one would say anything, until the little incident happened.
- after another really close attempt, a wipe at around 5% health, someone mentioned in vent that maybe we just needed a little more gear, when the low dps pally finally had enough
bloody - to be honest, I was totally shocked. He's always easy going and laughing in vent.
Cow - He was the last person I would have expected to blow a fuse.
hiru - I thought it was kind of funny
- After the failed baleroc attempt, brasher, very clearly upset, yelled in vent. "lets not beat around the bush. the elephant in the room is me. I know my dps is low but I dont know how to do better. I'm just bringin you all down. You'll do a lot better if you just find a pug to replace me" he then logged off and wasn't heard from until a week later
hiru - you know, that wasnt the first time I've heard someone go off in vent after wiping a bunch, and it sure as hell wasnt the last. But it was kind of the saddest. I mean yah his dps sucked, and we downed the boss pretty quickly right after bringing a random person from the guild in who did middle of the pack dps. but you know. well, actually I dont know what to say. He did eventially switch to play a rogue for the next teir to get the legendary daggers. And when he got those, he did finally beat me in dps sometimes.
Cow - he came on like a week later and apalogized. By then we were working on the next boss and he deicied to raid on his rogue and did a lot better. But he was still the lowest dps.
Bloody - there was this one time, where he couldnt make it to raid one night in Dragon soul, but he needed the shards from the bosses so his girlfiend played his rouge for him. And you know what, she did better dps than he ever did desptie learning how to play the class that day.
hiru - omg that was so funny. Ok so, his girlfiend was our healer praystation, but we were able to get a fill in while she played his rogue. I taught her the basics of the class before the raid and she was keepng up with my hunter on most of the fights. there was like a universal agreement to not talk about the numbers when he came on the next day. Poor guy, I dont think I've ever seen someone that bad who tried so hard.
- the guild would eventually go on to defeating ragnaros and work on some heroic bosses before dragon soul came out. But that was the start of the end of the raid team. In the next episode of the dairies of a raider, we'll go back in time and talk about the start of the raid team, before going forward in time to the end.
Diaries of a raider
****Episode 1, firelands****
(make in a documentary style video)
Raid - Firelands. Our group has been going strong. We lost quite a few players over the past couple of months, but recently we finally replaced out toxic healer shaman and got a brand new preist healer in his place.
Dread - Yah, praystation was a poorly geared healer, but anyone was better than our shaman healer. He would get mad at every single wipe and yell at people in vent. I'm so glad hes gone
- The team was never the most competitive group in the world, but they at least wanted to catch up to the other raid team in the same guild called the early crew, as they raided late at night, and were called "late crew"
Dread - I can only raid at night because I actually live in southeast asia but I play on a US server, so its the only time that isnt too too early but usually everyones asleep when I play.
- Progressing though firelands was going well even with an undergeared healer. The team was finally ready to start balroc on normal, but gear just wasnt quite there yet.
Hiru - Our ret pally isnt the best when it comes to dps. I mean his gear is fine and all, but theres no reason to ber barely above the tank every pull
Dread - Brasher is a nice guy and all, but I just wish he would pull little higher numbers.
Hiru - well its not like brasher is the only one with low dps. I also raid in the early crew and the numbers are just higher overall with roughly the same gear. The only reason I play as BM right now is because its the worst dps for hunters, and allows me to be closer to the rest of the dps, as they're pretty bad. AS BM, I'm only number 1 dps by a small margin, but if I go to any of the other specs I feel bad pulling 25% more dps than number 2
Cow - The healing has always been kind of a stuggle. its hard having to get use to a new healer every couple off weeks since we keep losing one for one reason or another
- over the corse of catacylsm, the late crew has lost 5 other healers. For a while, the original guild leader was one of the healers for late crew, but with the massive changes to healing from wrath spam, to mana conserve cata, she couldnt handle it and eventually just quit the game
hiru - Losing mojo was kind of a big deal. With her gone, we also lost a tank since her husband was our DK off tank. But man were their replacements better. Our brand new preist whos never healed before does better than mojo. But thats probably because I tought her everything she knows about healing since I heal on with the early crew on my priest.
Cow - I miss mojo, she was a great healing partner. But she did have a tendicy to go omm very early in the fight, and that was a big problem when we worked on chogall in the last teir. I pretty much had to single heal it most of the time.
Bloody - grim wasnt the best tank in the world either. I just couldnt understand how a deathknight could take so much damage. They're suppose to be one of the best tanks. Then one day, in the middle of a raid, I decided to take a look at his talents and he didnt have improved blood pressence!
- For those of you who dont know, Back in cataclysm, defense was removed as a stat, and all tanks need at least 6% reduction in crit from bosses to never be crit. It use to be with enough defense, you'd be fine. but with the stat gone, all tank specs have a talent that would just give them crit immunity, and improved blood pressence was this crit immunity for death knights
Dread - grim was a nice guy and all, but I'm sad to say started doing better with him and mojo gone.
hiru - so our raid team was in a goodish place. The new healer was undergeared, but was actually good at the game so it wasnt a big deal. Our biggest problem was dps. I even went marks for baleroc just so we could stop hitting the enrage timer.
- Now a little back story on baleroc. While not the last or even second to last boss of the raid, He was the gear check boss you needed to down in order to get to the last 2 bosses. If you could down baleroc with its tight dps check, then you had the numbers for the next two bosses.
Dread - we were hitting the enrage timer pretty frequently, but he was getting lower and lower each time so we just had to tighten things up a little more.
Cow - healing the fight wasnt a problem either, as if you did the mechnics right, you had major heals to easily keep the tanks up, as well as many classes to cheese the crystals.
Bloody - tanking the boss was pretty damn easy if I remember correctly. All you had to was taunght for like 1 ability and you would get super big and do more damage from a debuff he gave.
hiru - all was going well, and we were on track, but we knew what was keeping us behind. everyone knew, but no one would say anything, until the little incident happened.
- after another really close attempt, a wipe at around 5% health, someone mentioned in vent that maybe we just needed a little more gear, when the low dps pally finally had enough
bloody - to be honest, I was totally shocked. He's always easy going and laughing in vent.
Cow - He was the last person I would have expected to blow a fuse.
hiru - I thought it was kind of funny
- After the failed baleroc attempt, brasher, very clearly upset, yelled in vent. "lets not beat around the bush. the elephant in the room is me. I know my dps is low but I dont know how to do better. I'm just bringin you all down. You'll do a lot better if you just find a pug to replace me" he then logged off and wasn't heard from until a week later
hiru - you know, that wasnt the first time I've heard someone go off in vent after wiping a bunch, and it sure as hell wasnt the last. But it was kind of the saddest. I mean yah his dps sucked, and we downed the boss pretty quickly right after bringing a random person from the guild in who did middle of the pack dps. but you know. well, actually I dont know what to say. He did eventially switch to play a rogue for the next teir to get the legendary daggers. And when he got those, he did finally beat me in dps sometimes.
Cow - he came on like a week later and apalogized. By then we were working on the next boss and he deicied to raid on his rogue and did a lot better. But he was still the lowest dps.
Bloody - there was this one time, where he couldnt make it to raid one night in Dragon soul, but he needed the shards from the bosses so his girlfiend played his rouge for him. And you know what, she did better dps than he ever did desptie learning how to play the class that day.
hiru - omg that was so funny. Ok so, his girlfiend was our healer praystation, but we were able to get a fill in while she played his rogue. I taught her the basics of the class before the raid and she was keepng up with my hunter on most of the fights. there was like a universal agreement to not talk about the numbers when he came on the next day. Poor guy, I dont think I've ever seen someone that bad who tried so hard.
- the guild would eventually go on to defeating ragnaros and work on some heroic bosses before dragon soul came out. But that was the start of the end of the raid team. In the next episode of the dairies of a raider, we'll go back in time and talk about the start of the raid team, before going forward in time to the end.
Wednesday, February 27, 2019
10 Memorials and Tributes in wow
Note - This is an abandoned script and done in notepad with no spell check. And I'm real bad at spelling.
10 Memorials and Tributes in wow
Warning, the Following videoe is actually kinda sad
Now I know this title says 10 but I'm just gonna go ahead and ist all of them.
-Ahab Wheathoof <The Old Rancher> is a level 62 tauren quest giver located near Bloodhoof Village in Mulgore. He seems to be worried about his dog, Kyle.
He starts the quest Quest Avail 16x16Horde 15 [7] Kyle's Gone Missing!
-Caylee Dak is a level 70 elite quest ender located in the Aldor Rise in Shattrath City. he was named after a 28 year old player named Dak Krause who died of leukemia on August 22, 2007 (born March 10, 1979).
-Crusader Bridenbrad is a courageous, heroic, and humble paladin of the Argent Crusade, now infected by the Plague of Undeath. Tirion Fordring sends players on a rather elaborate mission to save him, which includes visiting several NPCs outside the zone. Bridenbrad is a tribute to Bradford Bridenbecker, the brother of Blizzard's Vice President of Online Technologies, Robert Bridenbecker. An avid player of World of Warcraft, he died from cancer in 2007
-Crildor is a level 55 elite night elf located in Darnassus. He can be found walking slowly between the Cenarion Enclave and the Temple Gardens, occasionally sitting down near a lake for a while. He offers no quests or services. Crildor, known outside of the website he moderated as Mitchel, was a Dutch Warcraft fansite moderator who died in a car crash prior to the release of WoW
-The Decorated Headstone is located in Southshore's graveyard in Hillsbrad Foothills. This is a memorial for Jesse Morales of Blizzard Entertainment who died.
-Austin Duink <Windmill of Draenor> .This NPC is a tribute to a player of the same name who died in 2013. One of his most used in-game names was Windmill.
-The Shrine of the Fallen Warrior is located on a small hill in the Barrens southwest of the Crossroads.[47, 29] To reach it, player must follow a ridge to the southeast and half-way up the hill will find the base of a mound. The short trail will lead directly to the shrine. The Shrine of the Fallen Warrior is a memorial to Michel Koiter, a Blizzard employee who died during the development of World of Warcraft. The base of the stone obelisk is engraved with the initials "MK" and the orc is an exact copy of Koiter's beta character: "twincruiser".
-Robin is a djinn found in the South Sea in Nagrand, south of Grommashar. When freed from his Ever-Burning Lamp, Robin proclaims "PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!" before shrinking back down, adding "Itty bitty living space." He is named after and created in tribute to the late comedian Robin Williams, who was a fan of the Warcraft series among other video games
-Owen's Wishing Well is a small wishing well found inside the Tideview Thicket high on a bluff overlooking Jade Forest's north-central coast. The location is a reference to Brian "Owen" Wicks who visited the Blizzard Entertainment headquarters in Irvine, California on February 24, 2012 through the Make-A-Wish foundation.
10 Memorials and Tributes in wow
Warning, the Following videoe is actually kinda sad
Now I know this title says 10 but I'm just gonna go ahead and ist all of them.
-Ahab Wheathoof <The Old Rancher> is a level 62 tauren quest giver located near Bloodhoof Village in Mulgore. He seems to be worried about his dog, Kyle.
He starts the quest Quest Avail 16x16Horde 15 [7] Kyle's Gone Missing!
-Caylee Dak is a level 70 elite quest ender located in the Aldor Rise in Shattrath City. he was named after a 28 year old player named Dak Krause who died of leukemia on August 22, 2007 (born March 10, 1979).
-Crusader Bridenbrad is a courageous, heroic, and humble paladin of the Argent Crusade, now infected by the Plague of Undeath. Tirion Fordring sends players on a rather elaborate mission to save him, which includes visiting several NPCs outside the zone. Bridenbrad is a tribute to Bradford Bridenbecker, the brother of Blizzard's Vice President of Online Technologies, Robert Bridenbecker. An avid player of World of Warcraft, he died from cancer in 2007
-Crildor is a level 55 elite night elf located in Darnassus. He can be found walking slowly between the Cenarion Enclave and the Temple Gardens, occasionally sitting down near a lake for a while. He offers no quests or services. Crildor, known outside of the website he moderated as Mitchel, was a Dutch Warcraft fansite moderator who died in a car crash prior to the release of WoW
-The Decorated Headstone is located in Southshore's graveyard in Hillsbrad Foothills. This is a memorial for Jesse Morales of Blizzard Entertainment who died.
-Austin Duink <Windmill of Draenor> .This NPC is a tribute to a player of the same name who died in 2013. One of his most used in-game names was Windmill.
-The Shrine of the Fallen Warrior is located on a small hill in the Barrens southwest of the Crossroads.[47, 29] To reach it, player must follow a ridge to the southeast and half-way up the hill will find the base of a mound. The short trail will lead directly to the shrine. The Shrine of the Fallen Warrior is a memorial to Michel Koiter, a Blizzard employee who died during the development of World of Warcraft. The base of the stone obelisk is engraved with the initials "MK" and the orc is an exact copy of Koiter's beta character: "twincruiser".
-Robin is a djinn found in the South Sea in Nagrand, south of Grommashar. When freed from his Ever-Burning Lamp, Robin proclaims "PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!" before shrinking back down, adding "Itty bitty living space." He is named after and created in tribute to the late comedian Robin Williams, who was a fan of the Warcraft series among other video games
-Owen's Wishing Well is a small wishing well found inside the Tideview Thicket high on a bluff overlooking Jade Forest's north-central coast. The location is a reference to Brian "Owen" Wicks who visited the Blizzard Entertainment headquarters in Irvine, California on February 24, 2012 through the Make-A-Wish foundation.
Monday, February 18, 2019
Garrison follower eaters egg References
Note - This is an abandoned script and done in notepad with no spell check. And I'm real bad at spelling.
Garrison follower eaters egg References
Congo line thing
With the sheer amount of Garrison followers in the game, Itwould be weird if some of the names werent references to real life counterparts. Like the Tauren and Night elf followers you get as some of your very first Followers are direct references to the Tauren and Nightelf in the Vanilla wow Cinematic.
(10)The Blood elf follower Mychele MorrowSong is a reference to michelle morrow, an actress who is very active in the wow Community and plays a blood elf hunter.
(9) The follower Soulare of Andorhal, who you can get from a level 2 Inn randomly, is a reference to Solaire of Astora from darksouls. If you /praise him, he summons a sunbeam, and if you /tired him, he will give you the Wayfarer's Bonfire toy.
(8)
Olin and the night elf girl - bonus, not part of 10
Mechlle morrow
Justin timberlord
http://www.wowhead.com/guide=3320/references-to-games-in-world-of-warcraft ctrl+f "Darksouls"
-Priest (Disc.) - "Doc" Schweitzer (Alliance/Horde) - Is the Doctor from Star Trek 'Voyager' - the EMH.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_%28Star_Trek:_Voyager%29
I saw this thread and that name was SO friggin' familiar... glad we figured that out.
-Pittfighter Van Damm, a Draenei Monk Alliance can get in Gorgrond, is a pretty obvious reference to an 80's action star.
-Wow, Eh? (Horde only)
Druid (Resto.) - Cadi Grasshoof
-Flintlocke vs. The Horde (Horde followers)
Hunter (Surv.) - Rok'tar
Shaman (Enh.) - Gravy
Priest (Shadow) - Calder Gray
Warlock (Demo.) - Cheri
-Flintlocke's Guide to Azeroth (Alliance followers)
Warrior (Prot.) - Fargo Flintlocke
Priest (Disc.) - "Doc" Schweitzer (Alliance/Horde)
Hunter (Surv.) - Kathrena Winterwisp
Mage (Arcane) - Bloodrose
Rogue (Assassin) - Lowping
-http://www.wowhead.com/follower=177/croman#comments
-http://www.wowhead.com/follower=178/leeroy-jenkins
-http://www.wowhead.com/follower=465/harrison-jones#comments
-http://www.wowhead.com/follower=194/phylarch-the-evergreen#comments
His name likely comes from the greek word Phylarch meaning "ruler of a tribe" and the botanical term Evergreen for trees that retain their leaves.
Garrison follower eaters egg References
Congo line thing
With the sheer amount of Garrison followers in the game, Itwould be weird if some of the names werent references to real life counterparts. Like the Tauren and Night elf followers you get as some of your very first Followers are direct references to the Tauren and Nightelf in the Vanilla wow Cinematic.
(10)The Blood elf follower Mychele MorrowSong is a reference to michelle morrow, an actress who is very active in the wow Community and plays a blood elf hunter.
(9) The follower Soulare of Andorhal, who you can get from a level 2 Inn randomly, is a reference to Solaire of Astora from darksouls. If you /praise him, he summons a sunbeam, and if you /tired him, he will give you the Wayfarer's Bonfire toy.
(8)
Olin and the night elf girl - bonus, not part of 10
Mechlle morrow
Justin timberlord
http://www.wowhead.com/guide=3320/references-to-games-in-world-of-warcraft ctrl+f "Darksouls"
-Priest (Disc.) - "Doc" Schweitzer (Alliance/Horde) - Is the Doctor from Star Trek 'Voyager' - the EMH.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_%28Star_Trek:_Voyager%29
I saw this thread and that name was SO friggin' familiar... glad we figured that out.
-Pittfighter Van Damm, a Draenei Monk Alliance can get in Gorgrond, is a pretty obvious reference to an 80's action star.
-Wow, Eh? (Horde only)
Druid (Resto.) - Cadi Grasshoof
-Flintlocke vs. The Horde (Horde followers)
Hunter (Surv.) - Rok'tar
Shaman (Enh.) - Gravy
Priest (Shadow) - Calder Gray
Warlock (Demo.) - Cheri
-Flintlocke's Guide to Azeroth (Alliance followers)
Warrior (Prot.) - Fargo Flintlocke
Priest (Disc.) - "Doc" Schweitzer (Alliance/Horde)
Hunter (Surv.) - Kathrena Winterwisp
Mage (Arcane) - Bloodrose
Rogue (Assassin) - Lowping
-http://www.wowhead.com/follower=177/croman#comments
-http://www.wowhead.com/follower=178/leeroy-jenkins
-http://www.wowhead.com/follower=465/harrison-jones#comments
-http://www.wowhead.com/follower=194/phylarch-the-evergreen#comments
His name likely comes from the greek word Phylarch meaning "ruler of a tribe" and the botanical term Evergreen for trees that retain their leaves.
Wednesday, February 13, 2019
Top 10 most influential lore villians
Note - This is an abandoned script and done in notepad with no spell check. And I'm real bad at spelling.
Top 10 most influential lore villians
Now what exactly even is an influential lore villian? well according to a deffinition I found online; Influence is the power to change or affect someone or something : the power to cause changes without directly forcing them to happen. or a person or thing that affects someone or something in an important way. So for this list, we'll be focusing on people who have had affects on things in important ways. Now what exactly consitutes important anyway? well my dear viewer, I think I've already turned enough people away from the video with that little vocab lesson at the start so lets just dive into the list of 10 influential lore villians, super summurized. Because I dont really want to go into details.
-10-sargeres
-9-Yogg-saron
-8-lich king
-7-Hogger
-6-azshara
-5-deathwing
-4-Kil'jeaden,Archimonde
-3-Gul'dan
-2-garrosh
-1-illadan
-10-First off, I'll start with the most obvious lore villain, Sargers "the ereadar lord of the buring legion". Haha just kidding, hes actually a titan. So anyway, Sareras was this titan guy who took care of killing demons n such to keep order in the universe. But over time he came to relize the only constant in the universe was chaos and that he should embrace, not fight againt it. He then went about creating the burning legion and destroyed a lot of worlds n stuff.
Then about 10,000 years before the start of wow, in the war of the ancients, He got into contact with Queen Azshara and got her to try and summon him to azeroth. Summoning in wow lore takes a ton of power depending on how strong the person is that is being summoned. And since sargeres is like, the strongest of the strong it would take something like the well of eternty to make it happen.
So anyway, a big fight broke out and the world was spilt into the 4 continents and everything was peachy.Then one day he was able to summon an avatar of himself to azeroth and it was defeated by the most powerful mage in history, err actually thats a depated topic, but thats another story for another time. Anyways, he ended up taking control of medivh, who helped bring the orcs into azeroth and started the whole orcs vs humans thing.
Now I'll be mentioning sargeres a lot more later on in the list so thats why he kind of had to be number 10.
-9- Now for number 9 on this list, well I mean with sargeres at number 10 I can really just list the other lore villians in a random order now since no one can really top that. Thats why I'm gonna put an old god at number,9 the good ol Yogg-saron. Why yog and not the other old gods? good question. You see, the old gods are said to be a pretty good match for the titans, and could take control of sargeres easily if he ever did set foot on azeroth. So dont go thinking the titans are the strongest things ever. EVen though they kinda are, but people always like to bring up that one line from some book that says the old gods were able to kill a titan. Now what does that have to do with yogg? well nothing really, I just thought I'd throw that out there.
Yogg took part in the curse of flesh, the whole reason everyone on azeroth dont look like the mogu. But theres some debate as to weather or not the curse of flesh is even really that bad, as the Algalon encounter in Ulduar might suggest. So for now lets just skip that and go onto the 3 visions.
During the yog fight in uldar, you encounter 3 different visions inside the brain room.these visions show pivotal momenst in the history of Azeroth suggesting that Yogg might have
had some invovlment with these events.
-The first one being the Creation of the Dragon Soul by Deathwing and the Dragon Aspects which
resulted in the Sundering during the War of the Ancients.
-The second invovles King Llane's murder by Garona which resulted in the fall of Stormwind
and todays King Varian Wrynn's hatred towards the Horde.
-and third, Bolvar Fordragon being tortured by the Lich King
If yogg really was behind either of the first two events, then that easily gives him a spot on this list. And the vision with Bolvar and the lich kings I guess hints that he had some involvment with the lich king? I'm not sure I coulndt find any info on that. Which makes a great segway into number 8 on this list
-8- Number 8 is the lich king athas! man there is no way anyone else on this list from now on can really match the star power of sargeres, an old god, and everyones favorite villian. I should probably go back and re-werite this. nah, I'm pretty sure everyone will appertiate making all the obvious tops of the list come first. Now then, where should I get started with the lich king? that guys story is a hell of a doozey.
Oh, did you know the arthas is like the only deathknight to never die? Because on my zombie video, I think I get a comment about that fact every other day. Although thats jumping aheada little.
Arthas was a prince who went a little nuts trying to track down a dreadlord and became the lich king through a series of events that would take a really long time to explain. Then he killed a bunch of people and turned them into zombies, including 90% of the blood elf population. He then ran to northrend after being nearly killed by sylvanas, the coolest character in wow, and waited for the right expansion to make his next move.
The lich king is probably the strongest villian players can face in wow that wasnt super waekened before th fight. Well, actually that fact is debatable if you take the frozen heart quest chain into account. Plus its not like the players actually killed him anyway, it was totally a well written fluke that tirion got a sudden surge of holy power and was able to break his super sword with an equally powerful super sword.
-7- Now number 7 on this list is hogger. why hogger? well because hes kind of a joke villian that wow players love to insert everywhere. hes not an influencial lore villian at all, its just back in vanilla he was the first eleite mob human alliance players faced and talied up a big kill count as players weren't use to killing a mob that required a group of people so early in the game, and is kinda famous for that to alliance players as being the first mob they couldnt kill or got murdered several times attempting.
Now this would be a great number 10 option as he's pretty much a joke character, but I've found that if you start off with a strong, lesser known, intresting thing at number 10, something that would have otherwise been really good as a number 2 or 3 on an objective list, people are more inclined to watch the whole video rather than actually listing what would be a weak number 10. and then end off with something strong. So really everything from numbers 9 through 2 can be anything as long as you have an intresting number 10, and a well known number 1. And I dont think hogger is quiet strong enough as a number 10, so he's kinda in the middle with the rest of the fodder.
-6- Now back to the list with real lore characters, and number 6 will be Queen azshara. She is the reason we have warlocks and sargeres to worry about. Well actually it would probably be her advisor who told her about sargeres, but she is the one who put everything into action and is arguably the strongest mage to have ever lived. Remember how I said that title was debatable? well as canidates for strongest mage, We've got the queen herself, Aegwynn, Medivh, Jiana, and Current khadgar. I'll go ahead and throw jiana and Khadgar off the table right now, as they can't really hold a candle to Aegeynn. And that only leaves 3, but It's also widley excepted that Azshara was way more powerful than Aegeynn, even if there isnt a univeral consensus. And as for the queen vs medivh, well when he was being controled by sargeres its gets pretty murky on how strong he actually was, and he was able to defeat his mother Aegwynn, so in a bat off between Azshara and Sargeres controlled Medivh, that would be an intresting fight.
Ok, to get back on track. Why is the queen so influential? well, she pretty much started the war of the ancients to bring sargeres into azeroth that split the world into 4 continents. And is the queen on the naga and a potential expansion end boss in the future, as shes still alive and well with an army of naga, and old god backing her power, and, might have neptulon in her control. For those of you who dont know who neptulon is, hes like the ragnaros of water. So a pretty strong dude.
-5- Speaking of people powered by old gods, We've got Deathwing in here as number 5. Well I wouldnt say he was so much powered by old gods as much as driven insane by them. We're gonna have pretty much all of the end bosses of all the expansions on this list, in case you want to try and guess the villians coming up next.
Now Deathwhing, this guy, he was involved with a lot more stuff than just what happened in cataclysm. In addition to being the father of the second coolest character in wow (wrathion) He created the demon soul, a super powerful artifact that he tricked the other aspects into empowering under the guies that he was going to use it to stop the war of the aincets and close the giant portal. While it ultimatley did fulfil this purpose, deathwing did kill nearly the entire blue dragon flight before losing and running away. Then after some other shenanigans, the reaming 4 aspects made sure deathwing couldnt use the demon soul and hid it away until he found it 10,000 years later and led the orcs to it, who then used its power to control alexstraza and creat some neat dragon mounts for the horde during the 2nd war.
Then some stuff happened, deathwing went to outlands, fought khadgar, and wasnt heard from until the catacylsm expansion, where he decided to destroy a bunch of stuff and was killed by green jesus. I mean thrall and the 4 other aspects using the dragon soul they took from another timeline.
-4- Number 4 will be a combo pack with Archimonde and Kil'jeaden. I was orginally going to do both of them seperate, but then i was all like "nah I gotta fit hogger in somehwere". So anyway
So anyway, Kil'jeadan and archimonde and like Sargeres right hand men in the buring legion and are super powerful. Archimonde partipated in the war of the ancients 10,000 years ago and killed Malorne by snaping his neck. In case you dont know who he is, Malorne is the father of Cenarius, the creater of the druid class, and is like the god of nature. So that was a pretty big deal.
Then 10,000 years later he was summoned back to azeroth by arthas and immediatly blew up dalaran. Then went over to the world tree and got killed by wisps.
Kil'jeadan is the guy who gave the demon blood to gul'dan to give to the orcs which pretty much started everything. He also created the lich king by fusing Ner'zhul's soul to a suit of armor that allowed him to control zombies for some reason. He's also the reason illidan ran to outlands and why the whole buring crusade expansion happened. As well as being the final boss of that expansion, wehre you were bascially just trying to push him back through his portal.
-3- And number 3 on this list is Gul'dan. Cant have a villian list without mentioning this guy. Although to be fair, Kil'jeaden is totally more influential than Guldan. And so are some of the other characrters on this list below him. Well whatever, I already said I'm not really putting these guys in a proper order.
Gul'dan was kinda obssed with getting more power and boy did he ever. Its widely beleived he's the most powerful mortal warlock to ever exsist. Gul'dan tricked the orcs into drinking the demon blood and was like the Little Finger of the horde for a while. He was contacted by medivh to build a portal to azeroth in exchange for more power, which he happily did. Then during the first war, while he was inside medivhs mind, Medivh was killed which cause gul'dan to go into a coma. When he woke up, his puppet ruler was dead along with his shadow council. To not be killed by the new warchief he created the first deathknights by taking the souls of his dead men and putting them into the bodies of human knights.
He later died while trying to obtain the eye of sargeres, a super powerful artifact. But even after death he still caused trouble, because he was so strong that just holding his skull made wnyone who held it, like 10 times stronger. I think, I dont know, I made that number up. But khadgar does use the skull to destroy the dark portal in warcraft. Ner'zhul used it to pretty much turn outlands into what it is today. And illidan used it to become half demon and fight the lich king.
-2- Speaking of illidan, number 2 on this list is actually garrosh hellscream and not illidan, because hes number 1. Now garrosh, while maybe not as influential as all the villians below him, is a personal favorite of mine. I love that he went evil not because of going mad from demon stuff or old gods, but of his own free will. Even after absorbing the power of an old god, he was till the same ol asshole he always was, and uncorrupted. And at the end of his trial in warcrimes, after they spent a few hundred pages detailing all the terrible things he had done, his last words before his verdict was to laugh at everyone and say he'd do it all again if he could. Truley an unrepentent villian, he just wanted was he thought was best for the horde. Well the orcs anyway, he was kinda racist. But then again show me a race in wow that isnt racist. Hell even the most peaceful race the tauren think they're better than all the smaller races. Actually now that I think of it, drenai might be the least racist race, as their leader is like the gaundi of wow.
anyway back to garrosh, this guy has a pretty intresting story, and a pretty long one like every other character on this list. But this video is getting kind of long and I've already mentioned why I like this villian over all the other saturday morning cartoon villians on the list. Actually thats not fair, arthas is definitly a pretty cool villian too, so is gul'dan. that guy just wanted more power. And illidan, he just wanted tryande's love. Speaking of illidan.
-1- Number 1 on this list is the love struck villian himself, illidan. I guess you could say he was..not prepared..(obvious fake laughter). ok that wasnt even a good pun. If you dislike this video for that I totally understand. Now then, why do I have illidan at the top of the list? Well, I've already firmly established that I'm putting the characters in a random order many other times in the video so you shouldnt be all that surprised. What it really comes down to is my personal favorites now. And I persoanlly love illidans abbs. I mean look at them, its like hes does cross fit or something. Plus his tatoos just really make his muscles look even more refined. If I were to rate all the villians on this list in appearance, illidan would be like an 11 out of 10. Why tyrande picked malfurion over Illidan is probably the biggest mystery in wow. I mean, look at malfurion. He's got like dumb wings or some shit. Plus antlers and a gross green beard. And illidan gots the six pack of the centry, plus the coolest weapons in the game. If this was real life, theres no way in hell someone would pick malfurion over Illidan. Illidans just too hot.
So why is Illidan so influential? well compared to everyone else on this list, hes not really. I mean, hes influential enough to be on the list, but everyone else on this list has done more than him. Except hogger, he totally beats out hogger.
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And thats it for my influential lore villians video. If you want to know more about any of the villians on this list, since I pretty much gave the cliff notes on their history, I suggest just watching one of Nobbel87's videos on any of these guys, since that guys goes into more detail than an encyclopedia. Plus hes got an awesome accent that makes your panties wet. I'd also like to thank Ethan Macauley for his wonderful help in research gathering. Really made writing this video like 10 times easier. And TobyWow for helping me edit. And of course, my patreon supporters for picking this video idea.
Top 10 most influential lore villians
Now what exactly even is an influential lore villian? well according to a deffinition I found online; Influence is the power to change or affect someone or something : the power to cause changes without directly forcing them to happen. or a person or thing that affects someone or something in an important way. So for this list, we'll be focusing on people who have had affects on things in important ways. Now what exactly consitutes important anyway? well my dear viewer, I think I've already turned enough people away from the video with that little vocab lesson at the start so lets just dive into the list of 10 influential lore villians, super summurized. Because I dont really want to go into details.
-10-sargeres
-9-Yogg-saron
-8-lich king
-7-Hogger
-6-azshara
-5-deathwing
-4-Kil'jeaden,Archimonde
-3-Gul'dan
-2-garrosh
-1-illadan
-10-First off, I'll start with the most obvious lore villain, Sargers "the ereadar lord of the buring legion". Haha just kidding, hes actually a titan. So anyway, Sareras was this titan guy who took care of killing demons n such to keep order in the universe. But over time he came to relize the only constant in the universe was chaos and that he should embrace, not fight againt it. He then went about creating the burning legion and destroyed a lot of worlds n stuff.
Then about 10,000 years before the start of wow, in the war of the ancients, He got into contact with Queen Azshara and got her to try and summon him to azeroth. Summoning in wow lore takes a ton of power depending on how strong the person is that is being summoned. And since sargeres is like, the strongest of the strong it would take something like the well of eternty to make it happen.
So anyway, a big fight broke out and the world was spilt into the 4 continents and everything was peachy.Then one day he was able to summon an avatar of himself to azeroth and it was defeated by the most powerful mage in history, err actually thats a depated topic, but thats another story for another time. Anyways, he ended up taking control of medivh, who helped bring the orcs into azeroth and started the whole orcs vs humans thing.
Now I'll be mentioning sargeres a lot more later on in the list so thats why he kind of had to be number 10.
-9- Now for number 9 on this list, well I mean with sargeres at number 10 I can really just list the other lore villians in a random order now since no one can really top that. Thats why I'm gonna put an old god at number,9 the good ol Yogg-saron. Why yog and not the other old gods? good question. You see, the old gods are said to be a pretty good match for the titans, and could take control of sargeres easily if he ever did set foot on azeroth. So dont go thinking the titans are the strongest things ever. EVen though they kinda are, but people always like to bring up that one line from some book that says the old gods were able to kill a titan. Now what does that have to do with yogg? well nothing really, I just thought I'd throw that out there.
Yogg took part in the curse of flesh, the whole reason everyone on azeroth dont look like the mogu. But theres some debate as to weather or not the curse of flesh is even really that bad, as the Algalon encounter in Ulduar might suggest. So for now lets just skip that and go onto the 3 visions.
During the yog fight in uldar, you encounter 3 different visions inside the brain room.these visions show pivotal momenst in the history of Azeroth suggesting that Yogg might have
had some invovlment with these events.
-The first one being the Creation of the Dragon Soul by Deathwing and the Dragon Aspects which
resulted in the Sundering during the War of the Ancients.
-The second invovles King Llane's murder by Garona which resulted in the fall of Stormwind
and todays King Varian Wrynn's hatred towards the Horde.
-and third, Bolvar Fordragon being tortured by the Lich King
If yogg really was behind either of the first two events, then that easily gives him a spot on this list. And the vision with Bolvar and the lich kings I guess hints that he had some involvment with the lich king? I'm not sure I coulndt find any info on that. Which makes a great segway into number 8 on this list
-8- Number 8 is the lich king athas! man there is no way anyone else on this list from now on can really match the star power of sargeres, an old god, and everyones favorite villian. I should probably go back and re-werite this. nah, I'm pretty sure everyone will appertiate making all the obvious tops of the list come first. Now then, where should I get started with the lich king? that guys story is a hell of a doozey.
Oh, did you know the arthas is like the only deathknight to never die? Because on my zombie video, I think I get a comment about that fact every other day. Although thats jumping aheada little.
Arthas was a prince who went a little nuts trying to track down a dreadlord and became the lich king through a series of events that would take a really long time to explain. Then he killed a bunch of people and turned them into zombies, including 90% of the blood elf population. He then ran to northrend after being nearly killed by sylvanas, the coolest character in wow, and waited for the right expansion to make his next move.
The lich king is probably the strongest villian players can face in wow that wasnt super waekened before th fight. Well, actually that fact is debatable if you take the frozen heart quest chain into account. Plus its not like the players actually killed him anyway, it was totally a well written fluke that tirion got a sudden surge of holy power and was able to break his super sword with an equally powerful super sword.
-7- Now number 7 on this list is hogger. why hogger? well because hes kind of a joke villian that wow players love to insert everywhere. hes not an influencial lore villian at all, its just back in vanilla he was the first eleite mob human alliance players faced and talied up a big kill count as players weren't use to killing a mob that required a group of people so early in the game, and is kinda famous for that to alliance players as being the first mob they couldnt kill or got murdered several times attempting.
Now this would be a great number 10 option as he's pretty much a joke character, but I've found that if you start off with a strong, lesser known, intresting thing at number 10, something that would have otherwise been really good as a number 2 or 3 on an objective list, people are more inclined to watch the whole video rather than actually listing what would be a weak number 10. and then end off with something strong. So really everything from numbers 9 through 2 can be anything as long as you have an intresting number 10, and a well known number 1. And I dont think hogger is quiet strong enough as a number 10, so he's kinda in the middle with the rest of the fodder.
-6- Now back to the list with real lore characters, and number 6 will be Queen azshara. She is the reason we have warlocks and sargeres to worry about. Well actually it would probably be her advisor who told her about sargeres, but she is the one who put everything into action and is arguably the strongest mage to have ever lived. Remember how I said that title was debatable? well as canidates for strongest mage, We've got the queen herself, Aegwynn, Medivh, Jiana, and Current khadgar. I'll go ahead and throw jiana and Khadgar off the table right now, as they can't really hold a candle to Aegeynn. And that only leaves 3, but It's also widley excepted that Azshara was way more powerful than Aegeynn, even if there isnt a univeral consensus. And as for the queen vs medivh, well when he was being controled by sargeres its gets pretty murky on how strong he actually was, and he was able to defeat his mother Aegwynn, so in a bat off between Azshara and Sargeres controlled Medivh, that would be an intresting fight.
Ok, to get back on track. Why is the queen so influential? well, she pretty much started the war of the ancients to bring sargeres into azeroth that split the world into 4 continents. And is the queen on the naga and a potential expansion end boss in the future, as shes still alive and well with an army of naga, and old god backing her power, and, might have neptulon in her control. For those of you who dont know who neptulon is, hes like the ragnaros of water. So a pretty strong dude.
-5- Speaking of people powered by old gods, We've got Deathwing in here as number 5. Well I wouldnt say he was so much powered by old gods as much as driven insane by them. We're gonna have pretty much all of the end bosses of all the expansions on this list, in case you want to try and guess the villians coming up next.
Now Deathwhing, this guy, he was involved with a lot more stuff than just what happened in cataclysm. In addition to being the father of the second coolest character in wow (wrathion) He created the demon soul, a super powerful artifact that he tricked the other aspects into empowering under the guies that he was going to use it to stop the war of the aincets and close the giant portal. While it ultimatley did fulfil this purpose, deathwing did kill nearly the entire blue dragon flight before losing and running away. Then after some other shenanigans, the reaming 4 aspects made sure deathwing couldnt use the demon soul and hid it away until he found it 10,000 years later and led the orcs to it, who then used its power to control alexstraza and creat some neat dragon mounts for the horde during the 2nd war.
Then some stuff happened, deathwing went to outlands, fought khadgar, and wasnt heard from until the catacylsm expansion, where he decided to destroy a bunch of stuff and was killed by green jesus. I mean thrall and the 4 other aspects using the dragon soul they took from another timeline.
-4- Number 4 will be a combo pack with Archimonde and Kil'jeaden. I was orginally going to do both of them seperate, but then i was all like "nah I gotta fit hogger in somehwere". So anyway
So anyway, Kil'jeadan and archimonde and like Sargeres right hand men in the buring legion and are super powerful. Archimonde partipated in the war of the ancients 10,000 years ago and killed Malorne by snaping his neck. In case you dont know who he is, Malorne is the father of Cenarius, the creater of the druid class, and is like the god of nature. So that was a pretty big deal.
Then 10,000 years later he was summoned back to azeroth by arthas and immediatly blew up dalaran. Then went over to the world tree and got killed by wisps.
Kil'jeadan is the guy who gave the demon blood to gul'dan to give to the orcs which pretty much started everything. He also created the lich king by fusing Ner'zhul's soul to a suit of armor that allowed him to control zombies for some reason. He's also the reason illidan ran to outlands and why the whole buring crusade expansion happened. As well as being the final boss of that expansion, wehre you were bascially just trying to push him back through his portal.
-3- And number 3 on this list is Gul'dan. Cant have a villian list without mentioning this guy. Although to be fair, Kil'jeaden is totally more influential than Guldan. And so are some of the other characrters on this list below him. Well whatever, I already said I'm not really putting these guys in a proper order.
Gul'dan was kinda obssed with getting more power and boy did he ever. Its widely beleived he's the most powerful mortal warlock to ever exsist. Gul'dan tricked the orcs into drinking the demon blood and was like the Little Finger of the horde for a while. He was contacted by medivh to build a portal to azeroth in exchange for more power, which he happily did. Then during the first war, while he was inside medivhs mind, Medivh was killed which cause gul'dan to go into a coma. When he woke up, his puppet ruler was dead along with his shadow council. To not be killed by the new warchief he created the first deathknights by taking the souls of his dead men and putting them into the bodies of human knights.
He later died while trying to obtain the eye of sargeres, a super powerful artifact. But even after death he still caused trouble, because he was so strong that just holding his skull made wnyone who held it, like 10 times stronger. I think, I dont know, I made that number up. But khadgar does use the skull to destroy the dark portal in warcraft. Ner'zhul used it to pretty much turn outlands into what it is today. And illidan used it to become half demon and fight the lich king.
-2- Speaking of illidan, number 2 on this list is actually garrosh hellscream and not illidan, because hes number 1. Now garrosh, while maybe not as influential as all the villians below him, is a personal favorite of mine. I love that he went evil not because of going mad from demon stuff or old gods, but of his own free will. Even after absorbing the power of an old god, he was till the same ol asshole he always was, and uncorrupted. And at the end of his trial in warcrimes, after they spent a few hundred pages detailing all the terrible things he had done, his last words before his verdict was to laugh at everyone and say he'd do it all again if he could. Truley an unrepentent villian, he just wanted was he thought was best for the horde. Well the orcs anyway, he was kinda racist. But then again show me a race in wow that isnt racist. Hell even the most peaceful race the tauren think they're better than all the smaller races. Actually now that I think of it, drenai might be the least racist race, as their leader is like the gaundi of wow.
anyway back to garrosh, this guy has a pretty intresting story, and a pretty long one like every other character on this list. But this video is getting kind of long and I've already mentioned why I like this villian over all the other saturday morning cartoon villians on the list. Actually thats not fair, arthas is definitly a pretty cool villian too, so is gul'dan. that guy just wanted more power. And illidan, he just wanted tryande's love. Speaking of illidan.
-1- Number 1 on this list is the love struck villian himself, illidan. I guess you could say he was..not prepared..(obvious fake laughter). ok that wasnt even a good pun. If you dislike this video for that I totally understand. Now then, why do I have illidan at the top of the list? Well, I've already firmly established that I'm putting the characters in a random order many other times in the video so you shouldnt be all that surprised. What it really comes down to is my personal favorites now. And I persoanlly love illidans abbs. I mean look at them, its like hes does cross fit or something. Plus his tatoos just really make his muscles look even more refined. If I were to rate all the villians on this list in appearance, illidan would be like an 11 out of 10. Why tyrande picked malfurion over Illidan is probably the biggest mystery in wow. I mean, look at malfurion. He's got like dumb wings or some shit. Plus antlers and a gross green beard. And illidan gots the six pack of the centry, plus the coolest weapons in the game. If this was real life, theres no way in hell someone would pick malfurion over Illidan. Illidans just too hot.
So why is Illidan so influential? well compared to everyone else on this list, hes not really. I mean, hes influential enough to be on the list, but everyone else on this list has done more than him. Except hogger, he totally beats out hogger.
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And thats it for my influential lore villians video. If you want to know more about any of the villians on this list, since I pretty much gave the cliff notes on their history, I suggest just watching one of Nobbel87's videos on any of these guys, since that guys goes into more detail than an encyclopedia. Plus hes got an awesome accent that makes your panties wet. I'd also like to thank Ethan Macauley for his wonderful help in research gathering. Really made writing this video like 10 times easier. And TobyWow for helping me edit. And of course, my patreon supporters for picking this video idea.
Tuesday, February 5, 2019
Top 10 Reasons Alliance sucks
Note - This is an abandoned script and done in notepad with no spell check. And I'm real bad at spelling.
Top 10 Reasons Alliance sucks
Reason number 10, only kids play alliance
(there is nothing else, that was the whole script)
Top 10 Reasons Alliance sucks
Reason number 10, only kids play alliance
(there is nothing else, that was the whole script)
Monday, January 21, 2019
The Nature Zone, Ungoro Crater
Note - This is an abandoned script and done in notepad with no spell check. And I'm real bad at spelling.
The Nature Zone, Ungoro Crater
(try to imitate that one British guys voice from all those nature documentary)
Hello, and welcome to another exciting episode of the nature zone. A show in which we brave the wild in search, of some of Azeroths most exotic animals. I have Hemet Nesingwary with me, a famous hunter in his own right, to keep me safe in the event that one of these dangerous beasts decide to attack me.
First, we'll be taking a look at the diemetradon. This exquisite Beats resembles a very large lizard. It has 6 legs, for double the running capability, allowing it to catch down any prey that has the misfortune to cross its field of view. It also has these immense red spiky things coming out of its back, I'd guess to intimidate foes and attract mates. It also has a very strong jaw with 2 very long sharp teeth in its lower jaw to shred its prey into smithereens. I'm going to throw a rock at it.
(show quick shot of nesingwary saying 'wat?' real quick)
(screaming these lines)
YOU STUPID ANIMAL! I HATE YOU, YOUR MOM NEVER LOVED YOU. SHES WISHES YOU WERE AN ABORTION. YOU NEVER HAD ANYTHING BUT SUPERFICIAL RELATIONSHIPS AND NEVER FORMED CLOSE PERSONAL BONDS WITH ANYONE.
(the animal starts to attack the announcer)
Ahh it appears the beast is attacking me for no reason, hurry Hemet, shoot the beast
(pow)
Whew that was close. But that's a predetary beast for you
-Why did you throw a rock at it
I didnt throw a rock at it
-I clearly saw you throw a rock, and then verbally provoke it
I did no such thing, it attacked me of its own volition. Its a good thing you were here to save me
-ugh, whatever, just dont do it again.
I'd never dream of provoking such a dangerous animal.
(next scene)
The next exquisite animal on our adventure is the Ravasaur Runner, the fastest spieces of Ravasaur there is. These thing are capable of running up to 50 miles per hour and have very sharp claws and strong jaws to instantly disable their preys. It's also blue (throws a rock at the raptor)
(screaming)
TAKE THAT YOU STUPID ANIMAL. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
(animal runs after announcer)
AHH shoot it, shoot it! its attacking me
(pow)
Whew, that was another close one, I need to be more careful today.
-I'm not stopping any other attacks if you keep provoking them
I would never dream of provoking an animal
...
The Devilsaur Queen, the true king, or Queen I should say of the jungle. A truly magnificent creature standing in at almost 20 feet tall of pure muscle. (throws a rock at it)
YOU STUPID ANIMAL! YOUR WORTHLESS, YOUR GARBAGE, NO ONE WILL EVER REMEMBER THAT YOU EVEN EXISTED. YOU'VE WASTED YOUR POTENTIAL AND DONE NOTHING WITH YOUR LIFE.
(devilsaur starts attack announcer)
Aww! its coming after me for no reason, quick shoot it!
...
(gets eaten)
-death noises-
Camera man, grab his gun and shoot this beast
...
If I die neither of you get paid!
(man dies)
-fades to black-
On the next exciting episode of the Nature Zone! (show announcers funeral) So tune in next week to see the exciting conclusion!
The Nature Zone, Ungoro Crater
(try to imitate that one British guys voice from all those nature documentary)
Hello, and welcome to another exciting episode of the nature zone. A show in which we brave the wild in search, of some of Azeroths most exotic animals. I have Hemet Nesingwary with me, a famous hunter in his own right, to keep me safe in the event that one of these dangerous beasts decide to attack me.
First, we'll be taking a look at the diemetradon. This exquisite Beats resembles a very large lizard. It has 6 legs, for double the running capability, allowing it to catch down any prey that has the misfortune to cross its field of view. It also has these immense red spiky things coming out of its back, I'd guess to intimidate foes and attract mates. It also has a very strong jaw with 2 very long sharp teeth in its lower jaw to shred its prey into smithereens. I'm going to throw a rock at it.
(show quick shot of nesingwary saying 'wat?' real quick)
(screaming these lines)
YOU STUPID ANIMAL! I HATE YOU, YOUR MOM NEVER LOVED YOU. SHES WISHES YOU WERE AN ABORTION. YOU NEVER HAD ANYTHING BUT SUPERFICIAL RELATIONSHIPS AND NEVER FORMED CLOSE PERSONAL BONDS WITH ANYONE.
(the animal starts to attack the announcer)
Ahh it appears the beast is attacking me for no reason, hurry Hemet, shoot the beast
(pow)
Whew that was close. But that's a predetary beast for you
-Why did you throw a rock at it
I didnt throw a rock at it
-I clearly saw you throw a rock, and then verbally provoke it
I did no such thing, it attacked me of its own volition. Its a good thing you were here to save me
-ugh, whatever, just dont do it again.
I'd never dream of provoking such a dangerous animal.
(next scene)
The next exquisite animal on our adventure is the Ravasaur Runner, the fastest spieces of Ravasaur there is. These thing are capable of running up to 50 miles per hour and have very sharp claws and strong jaws to instantly disable their preys. It's also blue (throws a rock at the raptor)
(screaming)
TAKE THAT YOU STUPID ANIMAL. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
(animal runs after announcer)
AHH shoot it, shoot it! its attacking me
(pow)
Whew, that was another close one, I need to be more careful today.
-I'm not stopping any other attacks if you keep provoking them
I would never dream of provoking an animal
...
The Devilsaur Queen, the true king, or Queen I should say of the jungle. A truly magnificent creature standing in at almost 20 feet tall of pure muscle. (throws a rock at it)
YOU STUPID ANIMAL! YOUR WORTHLESS, YOUR GARBAGE, NO ONE WILL EVER REMEMBER THAT YOU EVEN EXISTED. YOU'VE WASTED YOUR POTENTIAL AND DONE NOTHING WITH YOUR LIFE.
(devilsaur starts attack announcer)
Aww! its coming after me for no reason, quick shoot it!
...
(gets eaten)
-death noises-
Camera man, grab his gun and shoot this beast
...
If I die neither of you get paid!
(man dies)
-fades to black-
On the next exciting episode of the Nature Zone! (show announcers funeral) So tune in next week to see the exciting conclusion!
Wednesday, January 9, 2019
How to heal 101
Note - This is an abandoned script and done in notepad with no spell check. And I'm real bad at spelling.
How to heal 101
I've been healing for quite some time and I truly enjoy it more than DPS or tanking. Why? because after doing 100 attempts on the same boss as a dps I would get so bored doing the same rotation all the time while he healing would change a little everytime. I like the unpredictable nature of healing and having to react to situations rather than just following cooldowns and procs.
I was asked by a few of my subs to make a guide on how to heal for begginers and this will be that video. It'll be very basic, so dont expect to much if you've already healed before and your watching this for tips.
First off, change your mindset.its not your job to kill stuff but to keep people alive. There is no rotation, there are only different heals you use in different situations and with practice you'll find out which ones they are. That being said you also dont pop cooldowns just because they're availbe like you do as a dps and thats probably the hardest things for new healers to learn. Since they dont use their cooldowns off cooldown like they have been they tend to just forget they exist and never use them. With practice you'll change that mindset so dont worry.
Your going to have to learn how to manage your mana. Mana is something dpsers largley do not have to worry about anymore, but is still a very big concer for healers. All healers have moves that heal for a lot quickly at the cost of high mana costs. Usually you only use those flash heals in emergencies because if you use them regularly you'll go oom. Also you can't just spam your cheap heals all the time because they do not heal for a lot. You have to find a balance.
Learn what your instant cast heals are. All healers need someone to heal while moving because you dont have the luxuray to just stand still all the time.
Know the difference between your aoe heals and single target spells and how to use them. All healers have aoe spells and they all work a little differently. If everyone is spread out and moving all the time, then your healing rain might not be the most useful since its just stays at one fixed point. If however you get to stack up and still still for a long time then you should try and keep it up as long as possible.
Don't forget to keep yourself alive. While tanks are the most important person in the group, they rely on you to keep them alive. One issues a lot of new healing players have is that they forgot to monitor their own health.
Positioning. Know where all your dps and tanks are at all times. If your an avid pvper than your probably already a pro at this. Its your job now to make sure you have everyone in range of you to heal at all times, unless they absolutly have to be out of range for whatever reason.
How to heal 101
I've been healing for quite some time and I truly enjoy it more than DPS or tanking. Why? because after doing 100 attempts on the same boss as a dps I would get so bored doing the same rotation all the time while he healing would change a little everytime. I like the unpredictable nature of healing and having to react to situations rather than just following cooldowns and procs.
I was asked by a few of my subs to make a guide on how to heal for begginers and this will be that video. It'll be very basic, so dont expect to much if you've already healed before and your watching this for tips.
First off, change your mindset.its not your job to kill stuff but to keep people alive. There is no rotation, there are only different heals you use in different situations and with practice you'll find out which ones they are. That being said you also dont pop cooldowns just because they're availbe like you do as a dps and thats probably the hardest things for new healers to learn. Since they dont use their cooldowns off cooldown like they have been they tend to just forget they exist and never use them. With practice you'll change that mindset so dont worry.
Your going to have to learn how to manage your mana. Mana is something dpsers largley do not have to worry about anymore, but is still a very big concer for healers. All healers have moves that heal for a lot quickly at the cost of high mana costs. Usually you only use those flash heals in emergencies because if you use them regularly you'll go oom. Also you can't just spam your cheap heals all the time because they do not heal for a lot. You have to find a balance.
Learn what your instant cast heals are. All healers need someone to heal while moving because you dont have the luxuray to just stand still all the time.
Know the difference between your aoe heals and single target spells and how to use them. All healers have aoe spells and they all work a little differently. If everyone is spread out and moving all the time, then your healing rain might not be the most useful since its just stays at one fixed point. If however you get to stack up and still still for a long time then you should try and keep it up as long as possible.
Don't forget to keep yourself alive. While tanks are the most important person in the group, they rely on you to keep them alive. One issues a lot of new healing players have is that they forgot to monitor their own health.
Positioning. Know where all your dps and tanks are at all times. If your an avid pvper than your probably already a pro at this. Its your job now to make sure you have everyone in range of you to heal at all times, unless they absolutly have to be out of range for whatever reason.
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