The Nature Zone, Ungoro Crater

  Note - This is an abandoned script and done in notepad with no spell check. And I'm real bad at spelling.

The Nature Zone, Ungoro Crater

(try to imitate that one British guys voice from all those nature documentary)

Hello, and welcome to another exciting episode of the nature zone. A show in which we brave the wild in search, of some of Azeroths most exotic animals. I have Hemet Nesingwary with me, a famous hunter in his own right, to keep me safe in the event that one of these dangerous beasts decide to attack me.

First, we'll be taking a look at the diemetradon. This exquisite Beats resembles a very large lizard. It has 6 legs, for double the running capability, allowing it to catch down any prey that has the misfortune to cross its field of view. It also has these immense red spiky things coming out of its back, I'd guess to intimidate foes and attract mates. It also has a very strong jaw with 2 very long sharp teeth in its lower jaw to shred its prey into smithereens. I'm going to throw a rock at it.

(show quick shot of nesingwary saying 'wat?' real quick)

(screaming these lines)
YOU STUPID ANIMAL! I HATE YOU, YOUR MOM NEVER LOVED YOU. SHES WISHES YOU WERE AN ABORTION. YOU NEVER HAD ANYTHING BUT SUPERFICIAL RELATIONSHIPS AND NEVER FORMED CLOSE PERSONAL BONDS WITH ANYONE.

(the animal starts to attack the announcer)

Ahh it appears the beast is attacking me for no reason, hurry Hemet, shoot the beast

(pow)

Whew that was close. But that's a predetary beast for you

-Why did you throw a rock at it

I didnt throw a rock at it

-I clearly saw you throw a rock, and then verbally provoke it

I did no such thing, it attacked me of its own volition. Its a good thing you were here to save me

-ugh, whatever, just dont do it again.

I'd never dream of provoking such a dangerous animal.

(next scene)

The next exquisite animal on our adventure is the Ravasaur Runner, the fastest spieces of Ravasaur there is. These thing are capable of running up to 50 miles per hour and have very sharp claws and strong jaws to instantly disable their preys. It's also blue (throws a rock at the raptor)

(screaming)
TAKE THAT YOU STUPID ANIMAL. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
(animal runs after announcer)

AHH shoot it, shoot it! its attacking me

(pow)

Whew, that was another close one, I need to be more careful today.

-I'm not stopping any other attacks if you keep provoking them

I would never dream of provoking an animal

...

The Devilsaur Queen, the true king, or Queen I should say of the jungle. A truly magnificent creature standing in at almost 20 feet tall of pure muscle. (throws a rock at it)

YOU STUPID ANIMAL! YOUR WORTHLESS, YOUR GARBAGE, NO ONE WILL EVER REMEMBER THAT YOU EVEN EXISTED. YOU'VE WASTED YOUR POTENTIAL AND DONE NOTHING WITH YOUR LIFE.

(devilsaur starts attack announcer)

Aww! its coming after me for no reason, quick shoot it!

...

(gets eaten)

-death noises-

Camera man, grab his gun and shoot this beast

...

If I die neither of you get paid!

(man dies)

-fades to black-

On the next exciting episode of the Nature Zone! (show announcers funeral) So tune in next week to see the exciting conclusion!