Abandonded Scripts - A day in the life of devbot

Note - This is an abandoned script and done in notepad with no spell check. And I'm real bad at spelling.

A day in the life of devbot

Devbot powers on

walks over to the computer

sits down

Types "wake up sheeple"

is walking down the street.

Goes into a starbucks

sits down, pulls out labtop

"Operation snow white and me" in a word document on his computer

is seen walking to a park

Fights a dragon (music cuts to epic shit, only 5 seconds max of this scene)

Goes home

Gets back on the computer

types out "non demolition towers do not just fall at free fall speed"


Knock knock

Who's there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

I thought you said never forget.

--ends somehow.--

New idea

Its time, for the philosophy corner with devbot

Life is nothing but a series of meaningless events. The only truth to the world is death. Because only in death are we truly equal.

And that concludes wise words with devbot in the philosophy corner

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Now it is time for more words with devbot in the philosophy corner

Just because, you flip a coin and get heads everytime you say the word banana, doesnt mean that saying the word banana causes the coin to come up heads. Thats a common misconception of causation and causality.

And that concludes wise words with devbot in the philosophy corner

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Now it is time for more words with devbot in the philosophy corner

Steal beams melt at a temperature of 2000 degrees, yet jet fuel only has a maximum burning temperature of 1200 degrees. Something just doesnt add up for me.

And that concludes wise words with devbot in the philosophy corner

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Between transitions, do a "fact" like "did you know the first robot appeared in 1896?" or something like that, less than 5 seconds each.