Dave and Devbot 3 - The Stevensons Presentation!

Dave and Devbot 3 - The Stevensons Presentation!

-setting(sitting in an office talking to wrathion)

(while walking to the office, talking to devbot)

I wonder what the boss has to say about my presentation. I hope we get the stevensons account

-What presentation? what account? we're headed to talk to wrathion about our next mission

Yah it will be ok. I did spend all night working on that presentation afterall

-Since you dont listen to what I say anyway, I'm switching my language function

--Walk into room and sit down with wrathion--

---(wrathion speaking) Good evening dave, my best co vert ops specialist. It seems you brought your little robot with you

-Konichi wa sensie. Den wa bango wa?

---I was under the impression that your little friend spoke the common tongue dave.

He does, he's just mad at me right now because I made him stay up late with me to work on the stevensons presentation

---The stevensons presentation? My you sure are the eccentric fellow. It seems the best workers usually are

-Eccentric is an understatement, Dave just has a few screws loose

---Ah, so you can speak the common tongue, and you even understand what I'm saying. That is most impressive

-I can't actually speak. I only give pre recorded replies to specific auditory ques. Plus this replay explaining how I function in the case that someone refers to my ability to seemingly talk

---Even if it is a trick it is most impressive. Now then, onto why I brought you two in here. It seems the dread lord that got away from the camp you took out a few weeks back has been spotted in (place) and is raising an army and has recruited a few warlocks. I've sent scouts into the area already but none have come back or gotten into contact with me. Its most strange that my rouges where found out so easily, this dreadlord must be especially intelligent.

That does sound bad boss, I dont think even my presentation will be able to convince stevenson, but I'll give it my best shot.

-Oh my god, shut up dave. He's not done talking

---Yes yes, anyway, I need you two to go into the area and find out whats going on, and if possible, kill the dreadlord. I was thinking about using some of my contacts from the alliance or horde to send in a small platoon but I'd rather not get them involved if I can avoid it.

You can count on me boss! Me and dev will get you that account or die trying!

-There is no account dave. The boss is sending us on a mission that should require a small army to handle. We might not make it out of this.

Oh dev, your such a negative nancy. Dont worry boss, even if dev doesn't think we can get the account you can count on me

---Good, I'm going to assume you understand your assignment since I hear this is how you've responded to all your other tasks and yet carried them out without a hitch. I'll need you to only fly to the borders of the town and walk in like normal. No need causing a huge commotion flying in in your dragon form right in the middle of things.

Sounds good boss, I'll make sure not to crash the company car.

-Why would we take a car when you can turn into a dragon? Plus most of the rodes on this planet arent even suitable for those goblin death traps.

Fine devbot! we can listen to your mix tape on the way there

... they walk out, pan to wrathion ....

(wrathions guard) are you sure you should send 'those two' on that mission?

(wrathion) Why of course. I could send those two into the heart of stormwind to kill the alliances king and they'd come back with souvenirs by the end of the day. I just hope they dont cause too much of a ruckus.

(wrathions gaurd) oh...