A very Mysterious Mystery in WoW (machinama)

A very Mysterious Mystery in WoW (machinama)


So then I said, "Thats nacho cheese!" and you should have seen the look on his face.

-I do not get why being being rude to people is humorous

Of course you dont dev, thats because your a robot. Why do you always have be such a downer?

-I only say things that you have programed me to say, including this response to that question.

Hahaha classic devbot, you silly robot.

(hears noise)

Did you hear that?

-I do not have sensory functions to distinguish noises from one another, besides the pre-programed auditory ques you've supplied me with.

Thats right devbot, sounds like someone is in trouble. Lets go check it out!

-I wouldnt do that if I where you dave

(they run over to the house)

I think the screams came from this old house, but the door is locked. What should we do devbot?

-why are you asking me? We both know you have super strength. just break it down.

Thats right devbot, I sometimes forget I'm a warrior. Although I havent really seen any action since the 3rd war.

##breaks down door##

Oh my, it looks like we have a dead body, with a stab wound to the back. Quick devbot, scan the room and tell me what you can make of this situation!

-Working. Working. (after a delay) It turns out The only programing I have is to respond to your auditory ques. And the knowlege that the government is actually run by lizard people.

Yes I was thinking the same thing devbot, it seems who ever killed her, did so with a stab to the back and either escaped through the window or door. But considering we got here almost immediately, it seems odd that both the door was closed and lock, and the window doesnt seem to have been opened. And to make matters even more confusing, it seems the weapon is no where in sight.

-Maybe we should ask the people nearby if they saw anything.

Good idea devbot, I was just about to suggest that myself

(upon walking outside they run into someone)

-A guy- I heard a scream, is everything ok?

It appears we have a mystery on our hands. This woman inside was stabbed in the back and the perpetrator seems to have escaped!

-guy- omg, you have blood on your sword. I'm.. I'm going to go contact the stormwind guard!

(slash)

oops, looks like I forgot to wipe that off

-why did you kill that girl dave?

Haha, crazy devbot, you and your silly jokes. We should probably see if there are any more witnesses. You go off in that direction, and I'll go check in the opposite direction. I'm still not quite use to being an agent of the black prince. I guess there's a reason most of them are rogues.

-Jet fuel can't melt steel beams dave.

(they run off)

---Notes---

Dave can be a taurren warrior
Devot can be one of my battlepets, like lil'bling or clockworkgnome.

This will be part 1 of a series of "Mysteries" where dave and his robot go out on assassination missions while pretending that they are solving different cases. At first I wanted them to work for the SI:7 agents since they are probably the most well known from hearthstone rouge decks, but After reading up what they actually do, they're more like the CIA and not really a group of assasins. Not to say the Real CIA doesn't actually do assignations, but I thought it would easier to go with Wrathion instead, as that guy's story is 1: pretty well known and 2: he is also a shady character who would totally be up for assignations. Which would allow me a ton of freedom on where the stories can take place since wrathion has a very global view of the story since hes trying to protect the earth from a burning legion invasion and went into a total "Littlefinger" character during mists.

As for the characters themselves. Dave the warrior assassin, will be like a marry sue at first and able to pull off all kinds of things a warrior shouldn't be able to do. All while pretending to be a mystery solver with his sidekick robot. Now for the robot, I want him to seem to understand whats actually going on in the story, while at the same time putting in nonsese lines to remind the viewers that he is indeed just an advance version of siri. I also dont have plans to make the robot do anything special but who knows, things might change down the line.