Dave and devbot 2, The big baking competition!
-(Setting: they're on a mission to take out a group of humans/scarlet crusade members.)
They're right over this hill devbot. Boy I sure am nervous about this baking competition.
-Its not a baking competition. Wrathion sent us to take out this camp quietly.
I know, but I've practice how to make the cake come out with just the right amount of puffyness. All you need to do is sift the flower before hand. Who'd have thought it was so simple!
-You've never made a meal in your life. How would you know how to bake?
quiet dev, one of the judges are here to welcome us
---Hey you two, who are you and why are you here?
We're here for the baking competition of course!
-There is no baking competition dave, You made that up.
---Omg, a talking robot and a taurren, Crap wrathions on to us...
*slash*(dave kills him quickly with his sword)
He seemed to be one of my competitors. Lets go see if everyone else has arrived yet.
:::Upon entering the camp they are surrounded:::
---So it seems wrathion found out about our little encampment. Your too late though, the dread lord is no longer here. Not that it matters, as you will be dead pretty soon anyway. Remember Men! theses two are extremely dangerous, but we have them outnumbered, so be careful as you take their heads
I dont know what your talking about dude, I'm just here for a baking contest, you have the wrong guy.
-Dave is right. Its not like Wrathion sent us here to take out this small camp and find information on the burning legions influence in this area.
---Holy crap, the robot really can talk. The rumors where true
-I cannot talk. I can only give pre-rendered replies to auditory ques. Including this reply to that statement.
---Dont let the robot confuse you, lets take them out!
*dave turns into a black dragon and burns all the soldiers to death*
Darn, its looks like we just missed the competition. I knew we shouldnt have stopped to recharge your batteries.
-We didnt stop dave, we flew strait here from the hideout.
Haha dev, you and your racist jokes
-I didnt tell a joke, you just ignore me and say random things.
Your right, I probably would have won the competition anyway. My cakes are the best. WE just gave all the other competitors a chance by missing it.
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