Option 2 - Be his friend

Option 2 - Be his friend

"Uuuuhhh sure why not. Can you tell me how to get back?" You say, wondering how he knew you came from theramore, considering you didnt mention anything about it.

"Oh Goodie! Here I have a present for my new friend" He says, then walks over to his dead bird and rips its head off and holds it out for me to take.

"Umm no thanks, I dont really like bird heads. I'm just gonna go now and see if I can find my way back" I say, while turning around and getting ready to sprint as hard as I can.

But there he was, standing in front of me again as quick as lightning

"Do you not want to be friends?"

"Look dude, I care about getting out of this cornfield more than making new friends right now. You may be completely fine with this situation but its totally freaky for me. And what kind of creep tries to give a birds head to someone as a gift? Usually they give muffins or some shit like that"

I exploded on him, I couldn't help myself. This whole situation seems like strait out of a bad horror novel.

"I dont think you understand the situation your in you little bitch" The thing said, with all of a sudden a deep voice not anything like the one he was using early

"Well then why dont you tell me you little bitch, Im lost as fuck" I yell back.

He just stares at me, with that fake ass smiley face glaring at me with such intensity you'd think he was about to rip my head off.

"No one's ever spoken to me like that before. Usually they all either run away or pretend to be nice. But you have some spunk in your eyes. It's really turning me on" The thing said, as he throws down his crows head.

"Oh shit", i think, as I turn around the other direction while sprinting so he cant sneak in front of me like before.

But its to late, he dashes like a Kenyan and a cheetahs love child and passes me with ease and stops to block my path.

1.) turn around and run in a different direction
2.) Stop, and try and get back on his good side
3.) attempt to jump over him.