Dave and devbot 4 - The Big Game!
I hope coach puts me in early this game, I've been really practicing my knuckle ball and I think it will throw our opponents for a loop.
-What Game? What are you even talking about? I thought you were still on that whole Stevenson thing?
Well unlike you dev, I have to worry about my spot on the team. Not all of us can be homerun clean up batters like you.
-Are you talking about baseball? what does baseball have to do with anything?
BASEBALL IS EVERYTHING TO ME! HOW CAN YOU EVEN ASK SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
-You've probably never even played baseball. Also you better keep it down, otherwise the warlocks will find us sooner.
---I've never seen you two around here before. Whats brings you to this nook of the woods?
Oh we're here for the game against moonbrook. Can you point me to the baseball field?
---Baseball? I dont think I've ever heard of that
-We're actually here to find the dreadlord in the area and take him out
---Holy crap, did that robot just talk to me?
Yah thats just dev. Hes actually the result of me ripping the soul out of a humans body and placing it inside a robot I built
-Thats not true, you just built me with a few pre-rendered replies to auditory ques. And since most people just remark about my ability to speak it was easy to program my responses to those questions.
(the human turns around slowly and runs)
Dev, you scared the guy off talking about how jet fuel can't melt steel beams. You know people dont like to hear the truth about our government.
-I said no such thing. Although it is a fact. Steel melts at 3000 degrees F and jet fuel can only burn up to a maximum of 2000 degrees F, but besides that fact theres a high chance that human went to notify the warlocks and dreadlord. I hope your prepared to fight a small army.
I've tried that dev, but coach thinks Chris is just a better pitcher and starts him over me. Not that I can blame him though, He has the quickest fast ball I've ever seen. I can't compete with that kind of power.
-You know, if your delusion was real, you'd probably be able to throw a ball faster than the speed of sound.
---Ahh, so you guys are the travelers in the area looking for the baseball field correct?
Yes thats us! Are you from the moonbrook team?
---Yes yes.. of course. The field is right over here, just follow me.
-I know you and frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid thats something I cannot allow to happen.
Oh hush up dev, no one cares about your opinions on the reptilian elite.
(warlock takes them to a warlock portal)
---Its right through this little door
-Dave this is obviously a trap, lets just kill her and go find the dreadlord
I'll never be able to start over Chris if I run now!
-Fine, since talking to you is not working, I'll do it myself
(robot fills up with blue power supply, glows larger and kills warlock while dave pretends to practice his pitch in the background)
I think I finally got my nuckleball down. I was thinking of trying a switch up this game to really show the coach what I'm capable of. You ready to go in this portal to the field dev?
-Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye
(dreadlord breaks into the place and throws dave and dev into the portal)
-Continued in part 5
