Garosh decideds to walk down the road to look for help. Luckly the body he's stuck in is horde so finindg help should be easy as he knows the horde pretty well. Its then that he hears some noises in the small pound off to his left and goes to check it out.
I wonder if their are people over there. Both the alliance and horde worked together when they invaded orgrimar so there is very little chance of any conflict no matter who I find.
When garrosh enters the clearing he finds a human fighting a pandarian water elemental.
Oh great, a human. I'd love nothing more than to kill him now while hes distracted but I really need information and if I help him kill this thing he is more likely to help me out.
-robot option
Garrosh takes out his laser cannon and fires a shot at the elemental. Direct hit, to bad this is a rare elite mob and it only phases him slightly "Get out of here now" screams the human "hes to much for me, and he'll just kill you as well".
no worries garrosh thinks to himself as he charges up his proton cannon. I am an advance model super cyborg from the future, killing a mere hostle elemental will be no problem.
Garrosh fires the photon cannon at the elemental when it decides to dive under water, avoiding the attack.
Big mistake, garrosh thinks to himself as he switches options to lighting and fires pure electricty into the water.
The elemetal gets out of the water in a huge rush and tries to leave the water when half of its body disapers in a blue flash.
-back to the story
Hey thanks for the help. I've been hunting this guy for some time because I heard he was suppose to be strong. Didn't expect him to ambush me though, I had no plan to fight him in his element. Your distraction gave me more than enough time to fire off a full power arcane blast. Anyway I'm UndeadSlayer47, who are you? Oh your name is garrosh, how funny its just like the warchief whos on trial. So whats it like being an undead? I always wondered if you needed to eat or breath or how that works? ahh, the same as normal people? thats lame. I thought you guys had like super powers or some shit. So your a mage too? what are you doing in the middle of these woods? usually no one but hunters come this far into the forrest. Oh your lost? well I'll show you to the closest horde camp, its the least I can do for your help. I thought for sure i was gonna die.
Wow this human never shuts up - Garrosh thought to himself. But it seems I made the right choice in heloing him out, once I reach the horde camp I'm heading back to grim batol to re-coup my army and take back the horde for my own.
While walking along the road a human rogue suddenly appears in front of us.
"what are you doing with the scorge?" the human directed his question at slayer47. "ahh yah I'm taking this guy back to his camp for helping me out" he says aloud
Get ready to run, you hear in your head. "This guy belongs to a guild of rogues that kill travelers for sport, I'm not sure why there out here thugh. Maybe they're here to watch the trial and decided to do a little hunting. Either way there should be a group of rogues around us just waiting for an oppurtunity to kill us both before we can fight back.
just then your feel a sharp pain in your back. Reflexivly you grab your own dagger, turn around and stab in the direction where the pain came from. Clean kill, you got him right underneath the chin. in the next instant the rogues body is gone, the human shot an icelance at it to make sure he finished him off.
"your a mage too right?" you hear in your head and respond in kind "yah, I think. i prefer to fight with my hands though" "Never heard of a mage who fights like that, anyway run into the forrest as fast as you can with blazing speed, all you have to do is say the words alloud and you'll be fine."
You can hear the footsteps of the rouges circling your, the human rogue who came out to talk is lying dead on the floor with an icelance sticking out of her chest. This mage must be pretty good, even if i hadnt alreafy killed my attacker his lance that hit him a second later most certainly did. I guess I'll leave this guy to his fate and take to the woods.
Garrosh says the words aloud and picks up speed. His body is that of a skilled mage and the spell was as simple as saying the words to use. In and instant garrosh was in the woods and ready to leave the human to his fate. I guess i can just wonder around for a while and find my way back to the camp on my own.
Its then that garrosh comes to a stop and turns around.
"Why did he tell me the words to use the blazing speed spell?" garrosh says aloud. He must think I'm a lost mage, and yet he gave me explitic instructions on how to use a basic spell. Come to think of it, why was he able to talk to me inside my head? none of my mages or dark shamns could do anything like that.
With that thought garrosh ran back to the road were the mage was fighting the rogues. When he shows up there are two more dead rogues pinned to trees with a few ice lances sticking out of their bodies. That seems to be a very effienct spell to kill things quickly, i can probably use it too if i say the words he does, i mean the blazing speed worked with just that amount of effort.
Garrosh, from behind the tree seises up the situation. 4 dead bodies, he's visibly fighting one of them now. He's missing one of his arms from the elbow down and has been stabbed many times. his opponet seems to be doing all she can to avoid his spells and get in cheap shots. Since I only know one spell and all my training is in melee combat I'm going to charge in with blazing speed and get aim for her neck with my dagger. Even if this body isnt as strong as my former, its surprisingly fast and responisve. Plus it seems I still have my super human reflexes.
Garrosh charges in with blazing speed and makes a b line charge for the rogue. Both the rogue and human are momentarly surprised at his sudden appearance and the human takes this oppurtinuty to freeze the rogue in place. Garrosh, at her throat in an instant moves his blade, ready to kill and stabs the rogue in the throat. direct hit, she wasn't able to react fast enough. Then the last rogue who was waiting for the poison to take effect came out and stabbed garrosh in the back of the neck.
"Shit, I'm dead" garrosh thought, as he turned around to see his killer expload in a flash of blue light. "damn, this human is really good" he thought as his mind went blank.
Thursday, July 17, 2014
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
My first time playing maple story
My first time playing a game online (Maplestory)
I thought it would be fun to tell the story of the first time I played an online game.
Back in 2005 when I got a computer for the first time I had a lot of fun looking up jokes and playing flash games because thats what computers where used for back then. But I kept seeing this ad everywhere for this new exiting game where you get to play with other people online and you got to walk around in this world to meet new people. Now I thought this was the coolest thing ever so I decided to check it out.
When I first started the game I wasn't really sure what I was doing. I created a character and dressed him up in some cool cloths, but not too cool because I was totally into the whole "I don't care what people think of me" phase so I went with semi casual wear to make it seem like "whatever, I just chose the first thing that they offered".
After creating the character and looking through the options I found this option to go to a town or something. I dont remember exactly what it was but the next second I was placed in a room with other people, who were all walking around and talking to each. I just remember thinking how cool it was that these were all real people walking around. Now all chat was public so I pretty much just went around listening in on other peoples conversations when I heard someone say "Stay away from district x, there's a whole bunch of people cybering". Now I had no idea what cybering was but it sounded exciting and I knew I wanted to try it.
So I walk around until I stumble upon this district x. As soon I get there this female avatar comes up to me and asks "Hey, do you want to cyber?" and i was like "Sure, but I'm not sure how". She said "thats fine I'll show you, just follow me into that house over there" and I said "ok" and we went inside.
there was already 2 other people in this house so we went into a corner. Our avatars stood face to face and she started kneeling and standing up over and over and told me to do the same. I told her that I did not know how to kneel so she told me to just press the space bar. So we're kneeling in front of each other over and over when she starts typing out "oh, oh yah, uh, uh, oh baby" I immediately stopped doing the kneeling dance and it finally hit me what cybering meant. Cybering was just short for cybersex and it was super weird.
So the female avatar keeps going up and down, typing out her grunts and moans and says "I'm taking off my cloths now, what do you want to do to me?" and I was like "yep, I'm done. I typed out "this is really weird" and walked out of the house, logged out and never played the game ever again.
and that ladies and gentlemen, is the story of the first time I played an online game.
I thought it would be fun to tell the story of the first time I played an online game.
Back in 2005 when I got a computer for the first time I had a lot of fun looking up jokes and playing flash games because thats what computers where used for back then. But I kept seeing this ad everywhere for this new exiting game where you get to play with other people online and you got to walk around in this world to meet new people. Now I thought this was the coolest thing ever so I decided to check it out.
When I first started the game I wasn't really sure what I was doing. I created a character and dressed him up in some cool cloths, but not too cool because I was totally into the whole "I don't care what people think of me" phase so I went with semi casual wear to make it seem like "whatever, I just chose the first thing that they offered".
After creating the character and looking through the options I found this option to go to a town or something. I dont remember exactly what it was but the next second I was placed in a room with other people, who were all walking around and talking to each. I just remember thinking how cool it was that these were all real people walking around. Now all chat was public so I pretty much just went around listening in on other peoples conversations when I heard someone say "Stay away from district x, there's a whole bunch of people cybering". Now I had no idea what cybering was but it sounded exciting and I knew I wanted to try it.
So I walk around until I stumble upon this district x. As soon I get there this female avatar comes up to me and asks "Hey, do you want to cyber?" and i was like "Sure, but I'm not sure how". She said "thats fine I'll show you, just follow me into that house over there" and I said "ok" and we went inside.
there was already 2 other people in this house so we went into a corner. Our avatars stood face to face and she started kneeling and standing up over and over and told me to do the same. I told her that I did not know how to kneel so she told me to just press the space bar. So we're kneeling in front of each other over and over when she starts typing out "oh, oh yah, uh, uh, oh baby" I immediately stopped doing the kneeling dance and it finally hit me what cybering meant. Cybering was just short for cybersex and it was super weird.
So the female avatar keeps going up and down, typing out her grunts and moans and says "I'm taking off my cloths now, what do you want to do to me?" and I was like "yep, I'm done. I typed out "this is really weird" and walked out of the house, logged out and never played the game ever again.
and that ladies and gentlemen, is the story of the first time I played an online game.
Monday, July 7, 2014
Option 2 - Mage escapes prison and hunts down garrosh
Option 2 - Mage escapes prison and hunts down garrosh
With the mind control spell gone wrong, the mage finds himself inside of Garroshs body instead of just controlling it like he did in the test runs. He is cut off mentally with his main body and can't feel Garrosh's conscious anywhere inside his head. With the realization that the mage probably switched bodies with Garrosh, the mage, now in garroshes body, sits up in his bed.
Oh no this is bad. Really really bad. Crap I knew I should have tested this out on a real person before trying it out on garrosh right away. But I dont have any friends anymore to help me test out new spells because garrosh killed them all. Suddenly a surge of rage rushed through the mages skull and he remembered why he was in such a hurry to kill this bastard. Oh well, whats done is done. My first train of thought should be to find out how to fix this problem and not dwell on past mistakes. Currently I am in a pretty secure jail cell inside garrosh body. I can't take the risk of just killing this body like I planned because theirs the possibility that I'll just end up dead. Next I need to see if this body can use magic. No thats dumb, garrosh was a pure warrior and his body probably doesnt even have mana. I'll try using the simplest spell I know, Slow fall. (the mage stands on top of the bed and jumps off). Oh shit I'm totally falling slowly, and that was kinda ridiculously easy to use. I can only think of 2 reasons why. One is that he has an aptitude for magic and just never used it. Or two, and probably the more likely option, this is just an after effect of fusing with the Y'sarrj.
Ok now that I know I can use magic this situation isnt as bad as I fist thought. The entire area that I'm currently being held at is under a magic dampening barrier. Only the strongest of magicians can use any magic under a barrier like this and it seems as though garrosh is an exceptionally strong mage. Casting a teleportation spell is probably outside of my range of power but a short range blink or invisibility spell might just work. All i need is the opportunity and I can probably escape and not get executed.
**Choices
-Escape
-Dont escape and go to old drenor
-Some nonsense choice that kills you
With the mind control spell gone wrong, the mage finds himself inside of Garroshs body instead of just controlling it like he did in the test runs. He is cut off mentally with his main body and can't feel Garrosh's conscious anywhere inside his head. With the realization that the mage probably switched bodies with Garrosh, the mage, now in garroshes body, sits up in his bed.
Oh no this is bad. Really really bad. Crap I knew I should have tested this out on a real person before trying it out on garrosh right away. But I dont have any friends anymore to help me test out new spells because garrosh killed them all. Suddenly a surge of rage rushed through the mages skull and he remembered why he was in such a hurry to kill this bastard. Oh well, whats done is done. My first train of thought should be to find out how to fix this problem and not dwell on past mistakes. Currently I am in a pretty secure jail cell inside garrosh body. I can't take the risk of just killing this body like I planned because theirs the possibility that I'll just end up dead. Next I need to see if this body can use magic. No thats dumb, garrosh was a pure warrior and his body probably doesnt even have mana. I'll try using the simplest spell I know, Slow fall. (the mage stands on top of the bed and jumps off). Oh shit I'm totally falling slowly, and that was kinda ridiculously easy to use. I can only think of 2 reasons why. One is that he has an aptitude for magic and just never used it. Or two, and probably the more likely option, this is just an after effect of fusing with the Y'sarrj.
Ok now that I know I can use magic this situation isnt as bad as I fist thought. The entire area that I'm currently being held at is under a magic dampening barrier. Only the strongest of magicians can use any magic under a barrier like this and it seems as though garrosh is an exceptionally strong mage. Casting a teleportation spell is probably outside of my range of power but a short range blink or invisibility spell might just work. All i need is the opportunity and I can probably escape and not get executed.
**Choices
-Escape
-Dont escape and go to old drenor
-Some nonsense choice that kills you
Option 1 - Garrosh stays in Azeroth and builds up his forces
Option 1 - Garrosh stays in Azeroth and builds up his forces (in your mage body obviously)
With a sudden turn of events, Garrosh finds himself inside the body of an undead mage when not 2 seconds ago he was sitting quietly in his cell. Confused as to what has happened to him he stepps outside the small cottage to survey the area.
Its seems as though I'm still in pandaria, in the wilderness right outside of my jail cell. Whatever happened to me it seems as if I'm free now. This body I have however is not the greatest thing in the world. Its wretched and weak, these cloths and weapons cleary point out that whosever body this was before was a mage, warlock or priest. If I were to take a guess I'd probably have to say it was a mage. Warlocks love to dress in black and purple and no priest would ever wear a dark red robe because of their precious light and staying pure or whatever their garbarge is. Which means I'm in a mages body but I dont know how to use any magic words so for now I'm defenseless. I might be able to hold my own in a fight with this dagger but this body is so weak and puny compared to my real, full blooded orcish body. And an undead of all things, I could barely stand those guys in their tiny little corner of the horde but now I'm smack dab right inside one of them. I should have wiped them all out with the lich king.
**Choices
-Go to the nearest town and find out where you are
-Some nonsense choice that kills you
With a sudden turn of events, Garrosh finds himself inside the body of an undead mage when not 2 seconds ago he was sitting quietly in his cell. Confused as to what has happened to him he stepps outside the small cottage to survey the area.
Its seems as though I'm still in pandaria, in the wilderness right outside of my jail cell. Whatever happened to me it seems as if I'm free now. This body I have however is not the greatest thing in the world. Its wretched and weak, these cloths and weapons cleary point out that whosever body this was before was a mage, warlock or priest. If I were to take a guess I'd probably have to say it was a mage. Warlocks love to dress in black and purple and no priest would ever wear a dark red robe because of their precious light and staying pure or whatever their garbarge is. Which means I'm in a mages body but I dont know how to use any magic words so for now I'm defenseless. I might be able to hold my own in a fight with this dagger but this body is so weak and puny compared to my real, full blooded orcish body. And an undead of all things, I could barely stand those guys in their tiny little corner of the horde but now I'm smack dab right inside one of them. I should have wiped them all out with the lich king.
**Choices
-Go to the nearest town and find out where you are
-Some nonsense choice that kills you
The Mage Dies at the end (title still a work in progress)
The mage who killed Garrosh - alternate title (not a big fan of it)
Premise
A mage is practicing a priest mind control spell and is able to use it successfully to force mobs to commit suicide. With this new shadow spell, A school of magic mages generally do not mess with, he attempts to use it on Garrosh during his trial so as to make sure he dies for killing your friends during the rebellion. The August celestials' (The judges) seem to soft on garrosh and you want to make him suffer, but the spell goes wrong and instead of taking over his body temporarily, you switch paces with him instead. Now garrosh is in your mage body and your in his, and garrosh is unable to use any magic so your stuck. What will you do next?
Premise
A mage is practicing a priest mind control spell and is able to use it successfully to force mobs to commit suicide. With this new shadow spell, A school of magic mages generally do not mess with, he attempts to use it on Garrosh during his trial so as to make sure he dies for killing your friends during the rebellion. The August celestials' (The judges) seem to soft on garrosh and you want to make him suffer, but the spell goes wrong and instead of taking over his body temporarily, you switch paces with him instead. Now garrosh is in your mage body and your in his, and garrosh is unable to use any magic so your stuck. What will you do next?
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